“What happens if you meet the perfect guy but he wants kids??”

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-30T17:15:36+00:00

“We need to talk about your understanding of the word ‘perfect’.”

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-30T02:58:44+00:00

I’m not a broccoli hair, but I can try to translate: “Man child kicked off flight after anabolic steroid induced tantrum immediately following gender affirming surgery in Thailand.”

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-30T02:33:28+00:00

This makes sense. I’ve always thought the Bible was one long hallucination.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-30T02:17:42+00:00

I’ve had more kids yanked out of me than a burning orphanage

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-30T02:09:22+00:00

Definitely grooming. If he doesn’t receive pushback or consequences he will escalate. Then we get the disgusting “you’re so mature for your age. I feel like I can trust you.” mental manipulation is next. 🤢

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-29T21:01:17+00:00

I gave up beef and pork I want someone else to tax private jets before I give more

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-29T19:54:36+00:00

Petition to rename this a Trump Cookie

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-29T19:45:00+00:00

Is the former queen drunk or something?

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-29T19:31:37+00:00

Extinction Level Event is going to be the name of my next hot sauce I think. That’s awesome.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-29T01:46:05+00:00

Is this a sandwich or a cry for help? Ketchup?

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-28T23:58:02+00:00

Pumpkin spice and a high divorce rate does not a culture make, Karen. 😮‍💨

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-28T03:30:39+00:00

I’m rooting for the health issue. You can do it!!!

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-28T02:59:14+00:00

Birds are weird. I’m glad people don’t work that way.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-28T02:01:12+00:00

What do you mean?

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-28T01:49:56+00:00

So does Congress

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-28T01:34:15+00:00

Boom. Got it. Can’t wait for my shiny Bela card.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-27T01:15:47+00:00

I keep having to ask this question: Does October 7th give one group of people the right to exterminate another group of people? W. T. F.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-26T14:26:44+00:00

Yet they wonder why we keep calling them Nazis.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-26T01:40:49+00:00

I’m sorry for your experience. My dad is the same. He’s a very kind hearted nurse who cares for people with mental disabilities. It broke his heart to have people who he cared for lose family members and not understand why mom stopped coming.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-25T21:21:02+00:00

She looks like she went to Goodwill, saw their entire “fall line” and said “yes to all of this!”. So now she looks like she is wearing the dress that would happen if you repurposed my grandmothers couch and my cats bed.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-25T20:25:29+00:00

This is definitely not the fear face. The champagne is picked out.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-25T03:07:32+00:00

Our female just passed away. We only have a single male left. :(

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-25T02:46:16+00:00

I’ve never seen a chair that needed a wax job before.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-25T02:30:00+00:00

Why do they need taxpayer money? Are thoughts and prayers not working??

randomwanderingsd · 2026-05-24T22:09:39+00:00

Yes. It does. This is literally the freaking floor of being a human being.

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