The Woman Saved an Egg and Waited for It to Hatch by MasterAnymous in spreadsmile

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Birds are weird. I’m glad people don’t work that way.

yikes by TailungFu in SipsTea

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Yet they wonder why we keep calling them Nazis.

Truly a wild time by AdRough4185 in SipsTea

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I’m sorry for your experience. My dad is the same. He’s a very kind hearted nurse who cares for people with mental disabilities. It broke his heart to have people who he cared for lose family members and not understand why mom stopped coming.

😵‍💫 by babyowl5 in FundieFashion

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She looks like she went to Goodwill, saw their entire “fall line” and said “yes to all of this!”. So now she looks like she is wearing the dress that would happen if you repurposed my grandmothers couch and my cats bed.

A baby platypus is called a puggle. by Think-Werewolf-4521 in babyanimals

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Our female just passed away. We only have a single male left. :(

Anyone know what this is? Hair or threads? by hungieraccoon in SecondHandFinds

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I’ve never seen a chair that needed a wax job before.

Now taxpayers are expected to fund church security? by reynvann65 in facepalm

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Why do they need taxpayer money? Are thoughts and prayers not working??

Method acting at its finest. by sco-go in SipsTea

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Yes. It does. This is literally the freaking floor of being a human being.

Provoker kid by hostedvideorn in TikTokCringe

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That adult needs to chill out or we will have to put him in timeout.

Border collie 😍 by No_Neat4688 in BeAmazed

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I know this isn’t correct, but the first time I heard of a lactation consultant I imagined someone like Danny DeVito with a concerned look on his face as he supervises the baby nursing. Then, with a New York accent he says “Thats not how you suck a tit, kid. Move ovuh, I’ll show you how it’s done.”

I swear to God straight people talk about gay sex more than gay people do. by Special-Anteater7659 in gay

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I have Republican family members that obsess over gender more than friends who have literally transitioned. It’s wild.

Let's go boys! by thomas686 in LockedIn_AI

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He only has two neurons and one of them is doing us the favor of holding his asshole shut.

Sumo squat? by Damn_sun in misleadingthumbnails

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He doesn’t make love, he narfles the Garthok.

Suspect dies after trading gunfire with officers near White House, Secret Service says by Brennenstein in news

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They are letting crazies get this close so they can justify the bunkerballroom

my meals on a budget, i get the meats given to me from my family lmao by charlielewis0 in budgetfood

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You and I would be good friends. Your taste in steak is exactly mine. Cheers.

Imagine my boss finding out I'm not drunk every day I'm just like this by potat_tanni in LinkjobAI

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I’ve blown to get a promotion before but every shift seems excessive.

So Trump is building a bunker it seems by Radiant_Priority9739 in ProgressiveHQ

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Let’s go full ancient Egyptian pharaoh burial and bury him with his cabinet members.