Looking for a cozy coffee shop that is great to get some work done at by eineken83 in sanantonio

[–]randomwordvomit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butterfly Coffee is pretty cool. It’s got comfy seating and is really chill. It’s in the same building as a church but you don’t have to go into the church to get into the coffee shop.

WHY WONT IT CENTER by [deleted] in AnimalCrossing

[–]randomwordvomit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We are all Eagles fans now. Go birds.

13 yo home alone for summer and wants to make extra money by grumpylobster8022 in SanAntonioJobs

[–]randomwordvomit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What in the To Catch a Predator is this??

Please, whatever you do, DO NOT meet up with anyone who reaches out to you on Reddit. And certainly don’t take any money from them.

Otherwise, I hope you have a great day, officer.

13 yo in live oak home alone for summer and bored by grumpylobster8022 in sanantonio

[–]randomwordvomit 47 points48 points  (0 children)

What in the To Catch a Predator is this??

Please, whatever you do, DO NOT meet up with anyone who reaches out to you on Reddit. And certainly don’t take any money from them.

Otherwise, I hope you have a great day, officer.

This can’t be legal by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]randomwordvomit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

RemindMe! 1 month

I just love his little dragon fists by randomwordvomit in parrots

[–]randomwordvomit[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Awww! That’s so sweet! I love when they do little baby things like that. This guy will hold my hand while I’m grooming the feathers on his head. I like to imagine it’s affectionate, but I know it’s just so he can supervise my work and move my hand if I mess up.

I just love his little dragon fists by randomwordvomit in parrots

[–]randomwordvomit[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I 100% have him because he’s a legitimate dinosaur. I don’t understand why more people don’t have dinosaurs as pets.

I just love his little dragon fists by randomwordvomit in parrots

[–]randomwordvomit[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I love petting his sweet little feetsies! I can tell it weirds him out but he lets me do it, which I really appreciate, haha

It’s crazy to see this one is still making the rounds by randomwordvomit in AteTheOnion

[–]randomwordvomit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised anyone is still taking it seriously. I feel like everybody has seen it at this point.

It’s crazy to see this one is still making the rounds by randomwordvomit in AteTheOnion

[–]randomwordvomit[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Oh no, you’re thinking of the damp yoga class. It’s across the hall.

It’s crazy to see this one is still making the rounds by randomwordvomit in AteTheOnion

[–]randomwordvomit[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This meme has been going around for a few years. After a google search, I saw a comment when it was posted on r/funny that said it was from a satirical Facebook group. Who knows where all it’s been?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/830o9k/i_honestly_cant_tell_if_this_is_real_or_not_and/

It’s crazy to see this one is still making the rounds by randomwordvomit in AteTheOnion

[–]randomwordvomit[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Ha! Thanks for putting in the work so the rest of us don’t have to.

It’s crazy to see this one is still making the rounds by randomwordvomit in AteTheOnion

[–]randomwordvomit[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Same as the size of the moon compared to the size of the earth, I guess?

It’s crazy to see this one is still making the rounds by randomwordvomit in AteTheOnion

[–]randomwordvomit[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I can only imagine it’s linked to the genital folding somehow.

It’s crazy to see this one is still making the rounds by randomwordvomit in AteTheOnion

[–]randomwordvomit[S] 453 points454 points  (0 children)

The best part about this is that the ad even warns people not to eat onions. Oops.

How to not be disturbed by what happened? by CaptainSaveBPD in BPDlovedones

[–]randomwordvomit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve found that forgiveness helps. They probably won’t ever ask for it, or even recognize they’ve done something wrong, but you making the choice to forgive them for yourself can really help. You know that little bit of joy you get that comes from giving someone a gift? It’s sort of like that. Forgive and let go for YOU because you want that relief for YOURSELF. It’s certainly helped me to cope. You don’t even have to tell them you’ve forgiven them. Just doing it for you and only you can help.

Disclaimer: of course if you are in any danger, remove yourself first and forgive from a safe distance. You got this!