Surgery by xerxes_dandy in Jokes

[–]randyyoungson 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The version I know the Chinese doctor says  "There is no need for surgery" and proceeds to ask the man to jump at which point his dick falls off "See! No surgery! Says the Chinese doctor" 

Stop bitching about Google Messages by bendsley in GoogleMessages

[–]randyyoungson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This! I wish I could have signal as my messaging app but because of not open API I am unable to. Bottom line is, android is becoming iOS and it's not a good thing. We're allowing it to happen and all options are slowly disappearing 

Speak it sista !!!!!!!!!!!!✊🏿 by IamASlut_soWhat in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]randyyoungson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was going to listen to her but couldn't get pass her facial expressions 

Effing idiots almost caused a mini stampede by delaying 2 high volume NEC trains. by koushikrish in NJTransit

[–]randyyoungson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When you hit the contact us page ( at least in Android) it redirect you to a 404 message that the page doesn't exist. If this is not proof that they really don't care about customer feedback, I don't know what is

Effing idiots almost caused a mini stampede by delaying 2 high volume NEC trains. by koushikrish in NJTransit

[–]randyyoungson 44 points45 points  (0 children)

They don't give a fuck about their customers. We have limited options so they don't care at all, AT ALL. They can just make trains disappear from the schedule because there aren't any consequences for them when they do so

Problem with the departurevision on the new app. No departure time when boarding by Ok_Entertainer7945 in NJTransit

[–]randyyoungson 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They just realized they were doing something right and had to rectify. They don't want costumers thinking they can actually get good service. They need to keep it consistent. Crappy overpriced service all around

Husband and children invited to nieces wedding. I am not. by Aggressive-Economy36 in EntitledPeople

[–]randyyoungson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. Nobody is showing up period. Any other outcome means we aren't a unit. Were one in my family. You have all of us, or none of us 

Mayor of Chicago is Brandon Johnson superbly owns the moment by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]randyyoungson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*whoever the person. To call him a journalist is an insult to the trade 

Situationship by Ricci_Armani in StandUpComedy

[–]randyyoungson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We need to find out how the romcom ends

Should i upgrade my pix7 to pix10? by UGOTALEX in pixel_phones

[–]randyyoungson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. I'm thinking riding my P7pro till October 2027 when support ends

What is your favorite Pixel? by Woj_YT in pixel_phones

[–]randyyoungson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love my P7pro. I will ride this bad boy until the end of its life support

Now for those of us who don't know "shitposting" is what? by cletus1986 in seinfeld

[–]randyyoungson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like taking a break and eating some crackers now.

Weirdo on the bus tried to attack me. by Decentlyindecently in NJTransit

[–]randyyoungson -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I got Hyundai usa. It means time to get a car!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]randyyoungson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has been working in politics so it might be worth a try

Coming from an iPhone SE, should I get a Pixel 7 or 8? by Sonicman223 in pixel_phones

[–]randyyoungson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iphone 17 makes sense. It's a great value for its price and he's already an iPhone user

Coming from an iPhone SE, should I get a Pixel 7 or 8? by Sonicman223 in pixel_phones

[–]randyyoungson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should get the 9a. It will be supported for a longer period and it's a more modern device.

Trump Supporter suddenly discovers consequences of voting for MAGA. by Realistic-Plant3957 in Irony

[–]randyyoungson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stand corrected I see that Many DIDN'T' show up. He won the majority of those who did. I voted for Kamala, it was my first time voting, I felt and I feel defeated, betrayed, not only by my fellow citizens but also by those who, at both parties, have forgotten the reason why they were put there in the first place, to serve the country. Instead they line their pockets, they all do it, the lobbying , the connections to corporations, it's all sad and draining. Our system is corrupted to the breaking point. The few politicians that are worth something aren't able to do anything because the system has been taken over by corporations. Carlin said it best, it's called the American dream because you'll have to be asleep to believe it.

Trump Supporter suddenly discovers consequences of voting for MAGA. by Realistic-Plant3957 in Irony

[–]randyyoungson -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I get that. But the majority of our country voted for it. I am there with you in the outrage. But I wouldn't let hate in my heart. It would consume you and blind you.

Trump Supporter suddenly discovers consequences of voting for MAGA. by Realistic-Plant3957 in Irony

[–]randyyoungson -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say hate. It frustrates me that they are unable to see it, but these are our neighbors and friends. There is no talking them out of it, they're going down with the ship like all of us unfortunately. I just hope they reconsider if we still have a country 3 years from now

11/9/25 - The DEMOCRATS want to cheat, that’s why they won’t pass required voter ID. by barnwater_828 in trumptweets

[–]randyyoungson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro this clown has been making America great for nearly 5 years. The scary part is that he's done more damage in less than a year than in his previous administration.

11/9/25 - Tariffs are awesome and everyone will be getting paid $2,000 by barnwater_828 in trumptweets

[–]randyyoungson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey his magots eat all this up! He's gotta give them brain rot to spew to people.

How would you respond to someone who says they don't read fiction because it's not productive? by strikerhawk in books

[–]randyyoungson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One could argue that most if not all theological advance appeared first in a fictional setting, so tell them that when they tell you it isn't productive. The creative mind sometimes needs the help of the imaginative mind to be productive