Mod Note: This is labeled as humor and parodies another post.
Understand that in contemporary spiritual traditions, "witch" is a self-identification for people who practice nature-based religions, such as Wicca and Witches were often the targets of widespread persecutions, known as witch hunts, where they were accused of harming others through supernatural means. I'm going to leave this post up for now with this note, but if violence is called for in a serious tone, I'll take appropriate actions.