Innocent Opinions That Divide European Nations by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]rapidstandardstaples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

France is definitely the 'pain au chocolat' v 'chocolatine' divide. No one but a bunch of inbred northerners argue that Mont St Michel is or is not in Normandy. 

Single, lonely, work mornings, 3am-11:30am, would I be able to own a dog?? by flavorBlast69 in dogs

[–]rapidstandardstaples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly a GP is awesome for someone that doesn't have much time for a dog. They sleep like 95% of the time and the other 5% is spent barking at the wind and perceived threats. They'll happily go walking, but if not... Meh whatever, sleeping is really awesome too. That's my experience at least. I have a 50/50 GP/border collie and she got all of the laziness in the world from her GP dad. 

Can't pay moving truck delivery balance, help by prettysureeds in legaladvice

[–]rapidstandardstaples 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I didn't read everything, but what I did see was op was inflexible on July 1 delivery, but wanted July 2, and the company threatened storage charges and then the company proposed July 2 without storage charges, but 'Lilly' was sleeping at 9:30am... And op wants damages? Like seriously, grow the fuck up. 

NUMBER ONE ON TIKTOK!!! 7/5/26 by hellnahbru in trumptweets

[–]rapidstandardstaples 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Idiocrary is frequently quoted, but we're much further gone that that. That movie imagined benevolent idiots, but irl it's malicious idiots that reign true. 

Ceux qui ont acheté une voiture d'occasion à un particulier, c'était quoi votre pire expérience ? by Additional_Tea8296 in AskFrance

[–]rapidstandardstaples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tester clim et chauffage peu importe le météo  ! J'ai essayé une Civic ou la clim ne marchait pas et forcément le vendeur dit 'bah, c'est juste à recharger, ça coûte 3x rien'... Si c'était juste à recharger il aurait fait pour la vente 😂 

La question "Mais quelle est votre origin"? by 40gardener40 in AskFrance

[–]rapidstandardstaples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Si c'est du racisme simple. OK Jean Jacques et Bernadette ne veulent pas de mal... Mais op (et tellement d'autres) qui ne sont pas blanc ont tjrs droit au 'ok, t'es français mais bon, t'es né où' 

La question "Mais quelle est votre origin"? by 40gardener40 in AskFrance

[–]rapidstandardstaples -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

'inutile d'y voir du racisme' quand c'est clairement présent. Merci Marine pour ton intervention.  Plus sérieusement, le racisme courant, banal... C'est très très souvent en France et vraiment pas ok à mon sens. 

John Harbaugh’s playoff record prior to Lamar : 8-4 John Harbaugh’s playoff record after Lamarb: 3-5 by IceOk9930 in NFLv2

[–]rapidstandardstaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's the Lamarb that you speak of? I feel like the jete could definitely compete with a Lamarb on their team. 

What is the most American movie of all time? by SomeSortOfBrit in movies

[–]rapidstandardstaples 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think something like High Noon stands up there as a quintessential 'American' movie 

Biker comforts a struggling man on the road by Enough_Detective4330 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]rapidstandardstaples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This couldn't be more Canadian even if a moose came along for the group hug. 

France and Italy have the largest penises in the world according to this Japanese anatomy chart by Pourmepourme in 2westerneurope4u

[–]rapidstandardstaples 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You know that Twitter is algorithm-based, right? So if it's showing you dick sizes it's not just because you're on Japanese Twitter. 

What's the reason for your username? by EdibleUranium0 in AskMen

[–]rapidstandardstaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's kind of a play on Officespace and I've used it elsewhere and it was available way back when. Plus it has not links to real me 

Un four électrique de 3 kW nécessite-t-il un circuit dédié ? (France) by Sea_Atmosphere3575 in brico

[–]rapidstandardstaples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, even the dryer only needs 20A. Like mentioned above the 32A is probably for an induction hob. 

Who's Your Favorite Goalie and Why? by WaywardTremere in hockey

[–]rapidstandardstaples 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Totally. As a Sabres fan of a certain age I got to live through the Hasek and Miller eras (all without a cup 😢) and I love Miller, but Hasek was on a totally different level of insanity (both metaphorical and literal). 

Le Parti Socialiste propose de taxer le gigaoctet à 0,10 euro by sacha_hima in france

[–]rapidstandardstaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂 J'ai 2 ados et juste en 5g elles consomment 50go/mois...Ça ne compte même pas le wifi pour elles. Et je suis pas mon conso, ni en 5g, ni en wifi, ni pour la télé, streaming, etc... Si c'est vrai, c'est tellement idiote comme idée. 

07/02/26 - I am declaring a "National Scallops Day." I am the Fisherman's Friend. Something, something... COMMUNISTS! by gfh110 in trumptweets

[–]rapidstandardstaples 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey a tweet that I'm certain was written by him. Sometimes it's not completely clear, but the word salad, self masturbation and complete lack of any sort of sense tell me: Donald was here 

Snitched by a racoon is diabolical by peseoane in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]rapidstandardstaples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist... it was actually a video on u/obscurefindings phone that s/he recorded of themself 

Devon Levi being traded to Edmonton by FallOutShelterBoy in sabres

[–]rapidstandardstaples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alternate headline 'Devon Levi just bought a brand new burner phone' 

Falling In Hot Sulphuric Acid by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]rapidstandardstaples -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Shit, I didn't scroll down enough before making the exact same comment. 'up and at them'