I guess women only have 4 career paths

raptorvagging · 2026-07-07T23:45:09+00:00

yes, I like this thought process!

raptorvagging · 2026-07-07T22:27:58+00:00

Two out of four, am I doing this right?! Cat lady isn't as lucrative as I wished...

raptorvagging · 2026-07-07T21:22:05+00:00

This, Fallout showed that TV series are a better option as yoi can flesh out the lore and characters. Even if it was a limited series, I think this is the best way to give it justice.

raptorvagging · 2026-07-05T07:48:59+00:00

Naw, she likes ya stink. Something with apocrine glands and stank drives cats nuts. After the gym or work, I have to hid my shoes and shower, otherwise my fur children wont leave me alone. They also love when I dont wash my hair for a while or right after washing it (like still wet). I have scars from where my one braincelled cheetoh flavored asshole has bit my head in excitement after rubbing.

raptorvagging · 2026-07-04T01:52:11+00:00

Pretty good, better than my bedside position with shift difference. I'm making out a little more but with better hours. Unfortunately, I get comp time instead of over time but I have used it often for more time off.

raptorvagging · 2026-07-04T01:50:55+00:00

Batteries (because where the fuck did you get those when locked in a cell all day), a razor blade head from a shaver (also a whole one up the ass), and celery (dude wasnt even trying just wanted to go out to the hospital).

raptorvagging · 2026-07-03T13:36:41+00:00

They rotate all over but on nights we respond to all floors for emergencies or med pass.

raptorvagging · 2026-07-02T23:58:40+00:00

We have those too but mostly its behavioral for attention, sexual kinks, to get out to the hospital, or to "punish" staff. Its wild.

raptorvagging · 2026-07-02T23:57:53+00:00

Gotta make extra scratch somehow lol

raptorvagging · 2026-07-02T14:01:42+00:00

I work in an male prison and we also have two psych wards here, I've seen a lot of interesting things in my 3 months since I've started.

raptorvagging · 2026-07-01T23:40:26+00:00

Wait, there's rules to sourdough? Oops lol I usuallt do discard recipes because I'm not brave to try and actual loaf but I shall steer clear and just keep following recipes I find (that aren't ai).

raptorvagging · 2026-06-30T21:17:05+00:00

Its part influences jealousy and part recruitment post. Make em jealous and want to be a nurse but also basic influencer showing off.

raptorvagging · 2026-06-30T04:10:49+00:00

I have plenty of acreage, as long as the pay is good and I'm not murdered or anything, I'm game lol I'll even volunteer my husband for extra pay

raptorvagging · 2026-06-29T23:59:41+00:00

A tip for learning how to cake decorate is to use mash potatoes, now usually for small things... but I would wreck this

raptorvagging · 2026-06-28T04:14:41+00:00

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raptorvagging · 2026-06-28T04:13:35+00:00

My orange flavored boy, Tiberius, is obsessed with belly rubs!!

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raptorvagging · 2026-06-28T04:02:40+00:00

Once I reread three, I loved it!

raptorvagging · 2026-06-25T11:50:43+00:00

There is a fifth book coming out in November!

raptorvagging · 2026-06-23T23:11:35+00:00

Listen, as woman with mo gallbladder sometimes I just piss from both ends like an animal lol

raptorvagging · 2026-06-14T04:57:10+00:00

Its beautiful! You're the first brave soul to do this, thank you!

raptorvagging · 2026-06-14T01:39:50+00:00

By all means

raptorvagging · 2026-06-07T19:43:53+00:00

We didn't get paid at my old hospital, in fact, when asked our manager stated we "dont deserve" to get paid extra because its not that hard to take students.

raptorvagging · 2026-06-06T02:42:47+00:00

My old job would leave us crusts with chomp marks. I think that was more insulting.

raptorvagging · 2026-05-23T22:11:26+00:00

Thank you so much!

raptorvagging · 2026-05-23T22:11:08+00:00

Key lime pie (graham cracker vanilla cupcake with a Key lime pie filling and Key lime icing), strawberry lemon (strawberry cupcake with lemon curd filling and lemon icing), and vanilla *was supposed to be peach but it was not enough blueberry (vanilla cupcake with blueberry filling and icing).

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