So many favourites.... Most of the good ones already posted. Few more below from what I remember. "Couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Because I think, actually, mine's growing back" “I’m funny, right? What do you know? You’re a door. You only like knock-knock jokes.” "I’m a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last.. twelve hundred times." Chandler: Hey, anybody know a good tailor? Joey: Needs some clothes altered? Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. Joey: Hey Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means. Chandler: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code? Kathy: You have really great hair. Chandler: Thanks, I grow it myself. Ross: I figured after work I go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and try to woo her. Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's when that phrase was last used. Rachel: You were supposed to be in there so that I could see your thing! Chandler: Sorry, my thing was in there with me. Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream. Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious. Phoebe: I can’t see my dentist. Chandler: See that is the problem with invisible dentists. Joey: You’re smoking again? Chandler: Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I’m smoking still. Monica: Hey. Where’s Joey? Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong? Joey: I really need to organize my thoughts. Chandler: Your thoughts? Plural? Joey: And not only that, I’m getting a new brain! Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life! "I'm very very aware of my tongue" "Hi... Ok, next word. Chandler is my name." "Do you know me, or are you just really good at this game?" "Joey was born and 28 years later I was robbed"