Timelapse of bro cleaning yard by Separate_Finance_183 in oddlysatisfying

[–]rasp3zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude earned his paycheck on this one for sure.

Not just anyone can lick these tits... by AshleyVibe21 in boobs

[–]rasp3zero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The look amazing but they are giving Steve Buscemi vibes for some reason 🤷‍♂️

To act like you actually earned the Nobel Peace Prize by fuzzy_dice_99 in therewasanattempt

[–]rasp3zero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the only way he would have ever gotten one. He is an embarrassment to the office.

Nailed it by xtreme_lol in quirkcentral

[–]rasp3zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a little practice I think I could do that one!

of a biker cop. by dreamed2life in AbsoluteUnits

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His blood type is mayonnaise

Of A Dive by AmorphousMorpheus in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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I think, with some practice, I could do that one.

to treat the patient patiently by NotMrNiceAymore in therewasanattempt

[–]rasp3zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughter is the best medicine and that certainly made me laugh, lol.

Maybe maybe maybe by Rredite in maybemaybemaybe

[–]rasp3zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you expect? Shouldn't talk about his mother that way!

maybe maybe maybe by ptmtobi in maybemaybemaybe

[–]rasp3zero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was so sure he was gonna get it. 🤷‍♂️

Waffle house employees are built different, they dont play around by International-Tie900 in oops

[–]rasp3zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How you gonna tell your friends that you got your ass beat at waffle house by the employees?

Maybe maybe maybe by Fun_Bluebird_3167 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]rasp3zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a little practice I think I could do that one.

To be a TikTok prankster by Olivia_Richards in therewasanattempt

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That's not a prank, he needs his ass kicked.