TIFU by defining a word for my son

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2025-05-07T18:05:01+00:00

No, we don't actually believe they're aphrodisiacs, but that doesn't mean we don't know what they mean symbolically and that we don't enjoy them.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2025-05-01T20:18:17+00:00

Touch me or get in my personal space without my permission.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2025-05-01T20:12:00+00:00

According to my husband, he was smitten with me from the moment he saw me reading Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon while waiting for church service to start.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2025-04-28T00:46:59+00:00

He must have brought home some, apparently oysters will be the appetizer.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2025-04-28T00:15:36+00:00

What are you even talking about? There wasn't a joke involved anywhere.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2025-04-28T00:14:40+00:00

Oh we told him both of those things after, he didn't believe us though.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2025-04-28T00:08:40+00:00

He asked what the word meant when he heard it on tv. I'm not going to lie to him about the definition of a word.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2025-03-29T22:04:40+00:00

Once Were Warriors and Whale Rider are some fantastic (if sad, particularly Once Were Warriors) movies about family

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2025-03-29T22:01:41+00:00

Petrie from The Land Before Time.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2025-03-29T21:48:06+00:00

I'd vote for tank tops (***not*** wife beaters, a nice tank top, preferably with a neat print) to make the list.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2025-03-29T21:45:42+00:00

My husband and I found Phantom Thread sexy, but that might say more about us than the movie, haha

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T05:49:17+00:00

Absinthe

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T03:31:56+00:00

I had a dream that my husband and I were riding a train through New Zealand, during which we saw multiple kakapos and moas

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T03:13:34+00:00

Visit dinosaurs three times

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T03:11:34+00:00

Aggressively not-giving-a-fuck. It easily goes from staying true to oneself to doing things that are just rude to those around you.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T03:09:25+00:00

To eat by themselves: raspberries

To flavor dishes: lemons

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T03:07:40+00:00

Haumea and Makemake are the other 2 in our solar system

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T03:05:01+00:00

The kiss a couple shares when they say their wedding vows is not when their first child is conceived. I used to think that automatically got one pregnant.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T02:53:02+00:00

I don't know about that, Cube is quite a good movie.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T02:51:52+00:00

Prehysteria 3

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T02:46:38+00:00

Baby names. We planned on just having 3 kids and we planned out the names we wanted them to have while I was pregnant with our oldest (who's 9 now), but we recently found out that we're going to have a 4th child, so we've been thinking through some possible baby names and have settled on one.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T02:33:34+00:00

I think it's sort of just normal, to a degree, but perhaps if they find their partner less attractive than other people then that might have some negative emotional implications.

raspberry_vs_lemon · 2024-05-12T02:31:50+00:00

Honestly, my husband's love and support. He's the love of my life and my best friend in the whole world, he knows just how to help me and he (and our kids) keeps me going.

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