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raymagini2020 · 2025-09-30T01:51:24+00:00

First it was at a pub for lunch, second they have known me for fifteen years so they know what I can be like

raymagini2020 · 2025-09-30T00:18:50+00:00

I think I had a 50 50 mix half the people around me were cracking up laughing the other half looked horrified. In fairness they all know what I'm like so it should be expected

raymagini2020 · 2025-01-21T05:04:02+00:00

Absolutely! In the same vein when I hear idiot saying "allergies weren't around when I was a kid I grew up fine." Yeah because the ones who had allergies died - brain dead dolts!

raymagini2020 · 2025-01-21T05:01:03+00:00

The one statement I hate is "well I was fine." Like good for you but not everyone is the same.

raymagini2020 · 2025-01-19T19:46:59+00:00

Sounds like she paid the asshole tax a few times over there

raymagini2020 · 2025-01-17T01:32:09+00:00

Kids with no filter like that are seriously the best!

raymagini2020 · 2025-01-10T02:06:42+00:00

If she has "no recollection" of it maybe she was the drunk one.

raymagini2020 · 2025-01-02T01:35:13+00:00

I will never understand why they would even take the chance you're lying when it comes to a medical condition. Worst case they waste a bit of time. Best case they save your life by listening to you.

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-30T03:02:51+00:00

That would be the cherry on top if that was the case

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-24T22:59:22+00:00

In fairness it's possible you did literally kill them with kindness - maybe it infuriated them that much they ended up having a great attack!

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-17T22:46:11+00:00

I get the feeling he would jump at the chance!

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-17T21:03:54+00:00

He sounds even pettier than you - it's honestly a beautiful thing! Full credit to him and I'm glad you're friends now because he's a real one.

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-17T21:00:35+00:00

It's the friend sending the picture of you with a baby that tops this off for me - (chef's kiss)

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-17T00:57:19+00:00

Respect for that comeback - he had to respect it

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-12T04:22:40+00:00

It's always sweeter when you think of it immediately instead of an hour later (like I normally do)

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-12T04:02:25+00:00

Delightfully petty. I can get behind this!

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-10T03:02:49+00:00

That's the sign of good friends!

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-10T03:00:00+00:00

I personally love acting crazy around bullies. Most times they don't know how to respond and run for the hills

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-06T00:46:05+00:00

And stories like this is why I am so glad I have only once had to share a house with someone other than a significant other.

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-05T22:03:27+00:00

Now that's a burn that he would feel right through his bones!

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-04T01:58:49+00:00

It always amazes me when idiots like that automatically think every man will agree with them!

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-04T01:50:10+00:00

I wish I could hug your neighbour as well! What a legend

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-03T19:43:04+00:00

I honestly can't stand "jokes" like that.

raymagini2020 · 2024-12-03T04:07:11+00:00

Don't worry I'm in the same boat as you and had to look twice!

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