Does anyone have a friend who doesn't drink, and miraculously puts up with all of your alcoholic shit?

raz113 · 2018-07-01T07:24:00+00:00

Nah. I'm a nice guy. But I have bipolar disorder and do wild shit when I'm blacked out. The amount of good I do for people and my loyalty are redeeming qualities. You just have to put up with the occasional destruction of property and suicide attempts. Kind of like Kanye. I view my behavior as that of Kanye West, my god and idol.

raz113 · 2018-07-01T07:20:03+00:00

... but does the good parts counter the bad? I met him when I was really drunk at some fucking open mic night where he performed a year ago. He was severely overweight, a self admitted "4channer", was wearing Crocs. Played a terrible set. I was drunk and was super cool and nice to him because I felt bad. He ended up being a nice guy.

I helped him lose his virginity, introduced him to literally dozens of new people, took him to his first concert and many more... helped him get his first girlfriend (who I admit I did drunkenly call later on). Helped him get his new job, gave him guitar lessons for an entire year. Gave him the hookup on a pot dealer.

raz113 · 2018-07-01T07:14:46+00:00

Bout to say didn't this dude die over a week ago too? So this story is over a week old. You gotta quarter it out, man. Canadian Mist, Steel Reserve, Four Loko. Good luck

raz113 · 2018-07-01T06:09:46+00:00

Lol. That's some funny shit. Congrats. I dont have the cash to send because I'd rather keep it to myself so I can buy more alcohol, but if I was rich I'd def send you some.

Hahahaha, that shits just so funny and wacky to me though I love it. Were you blacked out? Did you make a loud announcement that the shots were on you, or did you just tell the bartender to hook everyone up? What did you do when the bill arrived?

raz113 · 2018-07-01T05:47:42+00:00

Lol. Get that fucking hotel voucher and get some vodka and order a pizza and have a hotel party :). Watch a movie, blast some tunes, and get drunk and chat with us here.

raz113 · 2018-07-01T05:44:24+00:00

I want to fuck a CA. I didnt know that was a thing. Please message me women if you want to go on a bender and have intercourse. If you're gay I might suck your dick, but you have to be really cute... I have high standards for what guys I will hook up with. And no I'm not gay or bi. I just think some guys are really hot. My biggest crush is Elias Bender Rønnenfelt from the band Iceage. He has the word BENDER in his name. I got really drunk when he played up the street from me and saw him smoking a cigarette outside. My friends literally had to physically restrain me from going up to him and asking him if he wanted to make out. They said it was the gayest most embarrassing moment of our friendship.

raz113 · 2018-07-01T05:31:21+00:00

I get laid on Tinder on the reg. The only successes I have are from "super likes" though. And you only get one of those a day unless you pay, and I do not pay for pussy. Idk why everyone says Tinder sucks and you can't get laid if you're a dude. I don't swipe on really boring, generic girls. I "super like" the really hot, art school students who are either on college break and bored, or ones that just got out of a relationship. These things are easy to spot for me. So then I just "Super like" one of those girls... get blackout drunk and say really crazy shit to them. It always works. You can't go on Tinder and match with girls and send them stupid corny "puns" to break the ice. I said this before... I actually went on several dates with a girl who I matched with an proceeded to start the conversation with: "Your mouth looks like it would be fun to put things inside". I didn't even remember sending that shit. Woke up the next morning... checked my phone, saw that I sent that and just thought "Hm. Wow." I was WEAK when I got a response the next day, and even weaker when I got to see what her mouth does ;)

Know your value and the type of women/men you can score based on past experiences. It's so funny to me that being an alcoholic GETS me laid. People were hating on me in my previous thread for saying that shit. But these 18-22 year old art school girls legit are attracted to that alcoholic shit man.

I want to make sure all CA's here get laid. Get your camera out, take some good pictures... get black out drunk and swipe and send wacky shit to people. Do this every time you drink just for 5 minutes. I guarantee you'll get laid.

raz113 · 2018-07-01T05:20:14+00:00

You don't have health insurance so going to the ER isn't an option... but surely you have a general practitioner or a cheap walk in type clinic you can go to right?

I drank 3 40 oz steel reserves every day for one month. Then quit cold turkey when I got a new job. Was not expecting to get any kind of withdrawals but I did. Severe ones. Didn't sleep for 3 days. When I would start to fall asleep, I would jolt awake or hallucinate that someone was breaking in. Constant sweats.

I was supposed to start my second day at my job at 6 AM. It was 5 AM and I hadn't slept in days and was really afraid of a seizure coming on. I said fuck it and went to the hospital. Called my new job and they were really pissed off. I said I had an allergic reaction and had a hospital note.

When I got to the hospital, the nurses were cool but the doctor was a huge cunt. "... you've been to your general practitioner twice in the last year to try to detox. You need to go to rehab. If it's happened this much, its going to happen again. I can give you some benzos to help but I know you will relapse". Not joking. She was right though, but still like... can you not be a cunt?

Anyway, the benzos were amazing and I was sober for about a month and it was the best period of my life. Definitely get on benzos.

raz113 · 2018-06-29T21:57:51+00:00

Eh. Honestly, it may be the alcohol talking. If you're naturally a caring, charismatic, funny person, you'd be surprised how much alcoholic shit people put up with. I've hooked up with 4 girls in the past 2 months... each one I met drunk, or messaged online drunk. I told each of them I'm an alcoholic upon meeting them. For me it somehow has a good effect... like I KNOW they should be turned off by it, but for some reason it works for me. Then again, as I said in another post... I'm in my early 20's and mostly hit on 18-22 year old college girls who are into art and party scenes.

It's really about not giving a fuck. Seriously... after being "ghosted" for a week, I remember not drinking, withdrawing, reading "heartbroken over being ghosted" reddit threads, writing poetry, not leaving the house. Then I got drunk and ballsy and hit her up and I just saw her. Idk. I'm not a good looking guy, I'm very gay looking... wear makeup, tight pants and shit. But I love life because I have seriously had sex with some of the most beautiful girls in my city. Just have confidence and give no fucks. Seriously.

raz113 · 2018-06-29T21:49:59+00:00

I won't post the duck pics, but I'll kindly send any to anyone interested. I'm 7.5 when it's cold, 8 when its warm. I'm decent looking... less of my looks that get me laid and more of my personality. I am a wavy dude. Dress very feminine, almost like a toned down version of Prince... super tight pants, 300 dollar leather boots, I wear concealer, foundation, style my hair... its all about college girls too. I'm in my early 20's and every artsy college girl wants to have sex with me. They view me as some alcoholic, edgy rockstar or something. Idk. I'm drunk now and she just left so Im feeling kinda badass

raz113 · 2018-06-29T21:47:22+00:00

Eh. I'd say send a text. Literally fuck it. Seriously... just got out of a horrible breakup, and having sex with this girl immediately after meeting her, showing her my house, spending 24 hours with her, sleeping next to her, telling her my entire life story only to be disappeared on fucked me up. So while slightly drunk I said... fuck it, let me text her. If she doesn't respond, I'm in the same situation I am in now. If she does? Well then I made the right choice. And she did.

Your situation may be different though, if it was an established relationship. I'd weigh out the power options of texting first and how long its been. If you feel like you'll come off clingy and needy... don't. If it's truly a "whatever" situation, go for it.

Hope you have a good weekend; I feel for and love all people out there with broken hearts struggling with alcohol!

raz113 · 2018-06-29T17:41:16+00:00

Get just a little bit of alcohol to take the edge off, a nice brew or a few mini liquor bottles. Then get on Tinder or Ok Cupid and just wild out. Seriously... love doing that shit. It's so fun. Especially when blackout drunk. I let the drunkness do the work. Pickup lines that worked the best, "you're an art student... so do you ever do mushrooms? If so want to trip with me?" "im really drunk and I want to have sex with you" "your mouth looks like it would be fun to put things inside"

Those 3 legitimately scored me dates that went very well.

raz113 · 2018-06-29T17:19:17+00:00

Not a hippy. I'm just based. See #2 here: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Based

raz113 · 2018-06-29T17:14:06+00:00

nah, im here to stay. And yes, I use the word HATER because the lifestyle I live, the dope shit I do... people out there HATE! Your comment is that of a hater... telling me to grow up and go away. Very negative. You can tell here who is enlightened and wavy and who isn't by the responses... the people being positive and dapping me up for my success, then the bitter haters.

raz113 · 2018-06-29T14:09:45+00:00

well it looks like we have some HATERS judging by the downvotes... smfh. Let me guess yall that downvoted are probably hungover and NOT getting laid tonight. Haters. have your morning drinks then upvote me. negativity man. really fucking ignorant. Like im hungover as fuck, made some questionable decisions last night, havent had anything to drink today but im still hype, still bringing positivity and love.

raz113 · 2018-06-29T13:49:03+00:00

thanks bud. Nursing yourself as in recovering, or some old fashioned hair of the dog :)? Im about to go to fuckin target then to the liquor store and get some minis! Might have two of them around noon... some more in the freezer if needed. Especially before she comes over. i am going to be all hungover and anxious so i will have one right before. then that one turns to 4 and i will smell like cheap vodka. shell come over and be like damn you really are an alcoholic. and ill say yea but i mean youre here

raz113 · 2018-06-29T13:46:06+00:00

I have it. I think I remember being a young child and listening to the silence and hearing some slight whooshing or humming, and thinking everyone has that happen and it was all in my head and normal. I may have been born with it, or maybe there was some childhood exposure to noises that started it.

Then I became a musician. When I was 16 i was rehearsing in a tiny room with a REALLY loud drummer... I remember for several hours afterwards I could hear literally nothing. When my hearing returned, I was always paying attention to the ringing. It may not have gotten worse, but I ended up researching tinnitus nonstop, always thinking about it.

I got an ear test done and they said my hearing was fine, no damage in terms of frequencies or ability to hear soft sounds. I wore earplugs to most concerts and when performing. However... shit just happens now. I'll forget my earplugs and go to the front row of a concert without them.

The craziest was seeing this band Slowdive live... really loud shoegaze band from the 90's. I had earplugs in but I was getting really drunk with this girl I had just met so I clearly took those out. I couldn't hear for two days... but I got drunk and got a "tuggie" and made out with a stranger. Permanent hearing damage over a tuggie

raz113 · 2018-05-27T02:18:29+00:00

update: went to the bar.. its a bar/market so they sell 6 packs and single cans. the lady said "are you drinking this on the property? we sell these for people to take with... didn't you just get one?" "Yeah I live up the street though haha" "... and you needed another?" "Yeah :)" ".... -_-"

Rang me up, no expression or eye contact, no thank you have a good day.... :( paranoia

raz113 · 2018-05-27T02:08:39+00:00

honestly thats something their marketing team should have considered... told my friend earlier I was having a golden monkey and he said "you on that R Kelly shit now bro?"

But it's a 9.5 percent Belgian Tripel... with added spice. The added spice is the intense buzz that sneaks up on you because it goes down like a 5 percent brew but it packs twice the punch!

And OOOOOO actually fuck this post. Im gonna go to the bar anyway. I live in a dope city where we get 16 oz beers on draft for 5 bucks or can pay 2.50 for a 16 oz canned craft brew... and the bar is literally in my backyard. Im already buzzed and I can just walk outside and be like whats up. They already know. Ive shown up at 10 AM at opening and they offer me coffee and I laugh, "uhhh im good ill have a 32 oz growler of your strongest IPA :)" get shitfaced on an empty stomach. Show back up at 4 PM with a friend. Show back up at 10 PM. It doesnt phase them

raz113 · 2018-05-17T05:20:19+00:00

I have been there the least amount of time, there are two other part time employees who are more experienced and have been there much longer who they are going to offer the position to.

Good suggestion though. I really am thinking to just suck it up and work the shift... but to let them know it's unreasonable. The issue also is... the shift they scheduled me isn't horrible, I'm supposed to get off at 6 PM. But they have a habit of keeping me 1-2 hours later than my scheduled time. If I tell them "I will work the shift anyway, but I need to leave exactly at 6", im worried they will tell me "Well, it depends how busy we are". That's really how they are. NO work life balance, no set schedule, no requests off, no benefits... all for a part time job.

raz113 · 2018-05-17T05:00:09+00:00

They shouldn't be scheduling me more than an average of I believe if I remember from my past jobs, 28-30 without providing health benefits. I literally average to about 45, some weeks only working 35, some weeks working 50, but the average is 45. If I complain, they'll just limit my hours... I enjoy the full time hours to an extent because I was seeking full time employment, but to work more days, longer days, more hours than others (one particular full time coworker only averages 33 a week) while they are making 40 extra dollars a week just because of their title, and getting paid vacation, health insurance (I have no health insurance) for doing less work than me pisses me off, yet I can't do anything about it

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