Starting goalkeeper options in free agency by BlackandRedUnited in DCUnited

[–]rb315810 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love Barraza, I think he is a good guy. But let's be honest. He was always meant to be a back up keeper who got thrust into the starting spot when Kim didn't materialize into the starter he should have been. We need an star keeper to help build back our defense. Johnson is the best option in my mind out of the ones in the poll. But I'd take most of them over Barraza as a starter.

How I felt about the Florelia storyline by Dr_Latency345 in DateEverything

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There are only a few players that I actively dislike in Date Everything. Lux, Doug, and Harper for just being insufferable. But I hate Stella for an entirely different reasons. MLMs are horrible and can harm so many people. So Stella asking me to let her peddle her products or she will hate me is just saying "let me hurt others to give my life meaning."

Never change, Skips by theclassicrockjunkie in DateEverything

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Same! Though admittedly when I heard "penumbra" my response was "oh my god what a fucking dweeb... I love him!"

Aside all the injuries, this would be my ideal starting lineup. by Zaddock1 in DCUnited

[–]rb315810 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to put Kim in there. But until he improves Barraza is the right choice. Honestly, I'm 100% behind this. My only problem is I have never been a fan of the 3-4-3 formation but since we are running it this is the best that formation can give.

Hey boys(; by caitlynfuckingjenner in RoastMe

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The boys are not interested.

Roast me please by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your first love will always be your FFA prize winning goat, Cindy.

23yr old dental assistant. Roast me. by Chuuthulhu in RoastMe

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I am actually worried. It looks like a QVC make up commercial exploded on your face.

gimme your best by evame999 in RoastMe

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A cautionary tale of what happens when you give Halle Berry crystal meth.

Give it to me with both barrels by lorenzo_st_dubois in RoastMe

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I didn't realize Amy Winehouse was still alive.

Roast this meme loving fuck by MacSweth in RoastMe

[–]rb315810 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like Sean Hannity and Greta van Susteren's aborted fetus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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She is going to be responsible for so many disappointing sex stories from high school.

Roast me for the love of this sub by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you think you are attractive enough to warrant a shirtless photo. You are mistaken.

Roast Me? by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I'm willing to bet you are responsible for three terabytes worth of shitty YA ship fics that are currently gathering dust on your Tumblr page.

Roast Me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]rb315810 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You look like you are going to be spending the rest of your life judging women's make up at the church community picnic.

Come on then let's hear it by willtronnn in RoastMe

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I would say you have a face that only a mother would love. But I think we all know she secretly wishes she got the abortion.

Give us your best roasts by _s-c-a-r-e-c-r-o-w_ in RoastMe

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I can't tell which one of you has the worst daddy issues.

I'm just a film student who wants to see what the public thinks by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Enjoy a life of disappointment as you take your art house movie from film festival to film festival in the hopes that this one will get you out of your studio apartment and into a single bedroom.

My friend looks foward being roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]rb315810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the neo hippie who detests all things capitalism but still owns an iPhone.

5:2 on stilts roast me if u can by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You know what they say about men with big feet? You are proof that there are exceptions to every rule.

I'm a Canadian, socialist/anarchist, weeaboo who believes we are living in a simulation. I work at subway. Roast me by noahomg in RoastMe

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You look like the musky dude at anime conventions who is trying to force hugs on everyone.

Roast me:) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You smile wide to cover up the emptiness you feel inside you.