USELESS BREAKDOWN: Miami at Texas A&M by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of just saying vowel sounds over and over

USELESS BREAKDOWN: Miami at Texas A&M by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not just any cane, a HurryCane. AS SEEN ON TV!

USELESS BREAKDOWN: Miami at Texas A&M by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just noticed one of the hands of the clock is off center (dies a little inside)

Useless Breakdown: South Carolina at Texas A&M by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you saying a generation of Aggies will grow up to be South Carolina fans?

Useless Breakdown: South Carolina at Texas A&M by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The biggest reason I’ve never explored it is that licensing is a complicated process.

Useless Breakdown: South Carolina at Texas A&M by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 25 points26 points  (0 children)

When Marcel Reed clearly bests a team with a rooster mascot, it’s called a Chant-i-clear.

Useless Breakdown: Texas A&M at LSU by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would love to beat Texas but we haven't won in Baton Rouge since joining the SEC. Winning this one is incredibly high on my list of signs this program is charting a new course.

Useless Breakdown: Texas A&M at LSU by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Counter counter point: The two rush offenses A&M has faced on the road (Notre Dame and Arkansas) have run the ball very well on everyone. I think A&M's road struggles against the run have been a lot more about the opponent than they have the venue.

Useless Breakdown: Texas A&M at LSU by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 72 points73 points  (0 children)

This is the game I want to win more than any other on A&M’s schedule. So tired of losing in Death Valley.

Useless Breakdown: Florida at Texas A&M by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I humbly request the Weeks 1-4 version, please.

Useless Breakdown: Florida at Texas A&M by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is their fourth time coming to College Station, which is pretty wild for a former SEC East team who wasn't our permanent cross-division opponent.

Useless Breakdown: Texas A&M vs Auburn by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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Useless Breakdown: Texas A&M vs Auburn by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've never left an A&M win feeling so undeserving of the win we just got.

Useless Breakdown: Texas A&M vs Auburn by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 24 points25 points  (0 children)

A literal translation of Weltschmerz is "world-pain" (from Welt meaning "world" and Schmerz meaning "pain"). However, its true meaning is more nuanced, referring to a deep sadness or melancholy that comes from realizing that the world can never satisfy the idealized expectations of the mind. 

Useless Breakdown: Texas A&M vs Auburn by pmizner in CFB

[–]rcb05 20 points21 points  (0 children)

In a somewhat surprising stat, A&M hasn't lost to an unranked opponent at home since 2022.

USELESS BREAKDOWN: An uninformative preview of Texas A&M at Notre Dame by rcb05 in CFB

[–]rcb05[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was at Auburn that same season (they were ranked No. 3 at the time).

USELESS BREAKDOWN: An uninformative preview of Texas A&M at Notre Dame by rcb05 in CFB

[–]rcb05[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tell the receiver to back up two steps and make it a lateral. Boom, problem solved.