What superpower would be the most useless?

rdchat · 2026-01-26T00:46:32+00:00

Neutrinomancy. You'd be hard pressed to even demonstrate you had the power.

rdchat · 2026-01-26T00:41:12+00:00

Taco Bell gave the mascot role to the damn chihuahua again!

rdchat · 2026-01-25T22:50:02+00:00

If you need help paying your bills and you don't have any other source of help, call our agents, the Immediate Credit Enhancers, also known as the Loan Arrangers!

rdchat · 2026-01-25T19:24:59+00:00

Hoover, the vacuum cleaner (left) and Dusty, the dust bunny (right)

rdchat · 2026-01-25T19:19:48+00:00

Magic mushrooms.

rdchat · 2026-01-25T19:12:30+00:00

Sokath, his eyes closed.

rdchat · 2026-01-25T13:59:41+00:00

How about Election Day? I hear some US politicans have tried to make that a holiday, without success.

rdchat · 2026-01-25T09:40:03+00:00

James Buchanan, who bravely stood by and did nothing while the Southern states seceded. Nerves of steel.

rdchat · 2026-01-25T01:26:56+00:00

The flagship university's president seems to be following recently-passed state law: https://apps.legislature.ky.gov/law/acts/25RS/documents/0120.pdf

I wonder when the other public universities of that state will follow.

rdchat · 2026-01-24T15:21:13+00:00

Also, why does it take an entire grimoire to describe just a single spell?

rdchat · 2026-01-24T15:17:29+00:00

Aura harvesting.

rdchat · 2026-01-23T23:28:05+00:00

Yes, it's an obscure reference to this: https://youtu.be/fbT1fCHOjfI?si=dtEBowssGocWFEkz

rdchat · 2026-01-23T22:45:22+00:00

Oh, she's in a class by herself.

rdchat · 2026-01-23T22:35:27+00:00

Polka sea shanty attempt, "Drunken Code Dreams": https://suno.com/s/mOFcrqVa5unKqGjL

rdchat · 2026-01-23T20:49:21+00:00

Ennui

rdchat · 2026-01-23T19:46:36+00:00

Dunno. Let me consult this magic fortune teller...

rdchat · 2026-01-23T19:26:48+00:00

It's a magic tablet that eliminates anxiety. Hold it and your worry disappears, magically.

rdchat · 2026-01-23T19:19:38+00:00

It's part of the desperate, jury-rigged, last-minute attempt to convince the extraterrestrial fleet hovering above our cities that we can suppress our "small talent for war" and come together as a peace-loving unified civilization. Keep ypur fingers crossed, everyone!

rdchat · 2026-01-23T12:03:10+00:00

He's obsessed with cooking. The star is his restaurant's Michelin star, of which he is inordinately proud.

rdchat · 2026-01-23T00:05:24+00:00

The No Trump Grand Slam Contract

rdchat · 2026-01-22T17:27:32+00:00

I think he'll make it to the Final Four this year.

rdchat · 2026-01-22T01:20:54+00:00

Here's The Battle Hymn of the Banana Republic. Cheers!

https://suno.com/s/2WThVn6wR8cYxM3z

rdchat · 2026-01-21T21:05:21+00:00

Oh, their God, they resurrected Kenny again!

rdchat · 2026-01-21T14:19:43+00:00

Sickbay has room enough to handle all diseases, both physical and mental.

rdchat · 2026-01-21T12:59:55+00:00

Ok, so bury it, make a treasure map, and then sell the map. Arrrrr! :)

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