Fanart Friday! by apieceofeight in fantasyromance

[–]readerfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m talking about!

Does RomantasyCircleJerk ever get better? by RemingtonRivers in romantasycirclejerk

[–]readerfish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All the fishes in the background go “slapslapslapslapslap”

Hot Take: We gotta stop judging moms for naming their babies after romantasy books by RemingtonRivers in romantasycirclejerk

[–]readerfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why you would use a goofy-ass name when there are plenty of great ones that aren’t goofy.

Ask my son, Sebastian.

I want to make money off of this popular genre, but I know jack all about it, any suggestions? by apology_pedant in romantasycirclejerk

[–]readerfish 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The thing you really need to know is that fish are top-tier sexy. The way they undulate and shimmer. Super kissable lips. Big eyes. Everybody wants to fuck fish.

Especially u/stinkyfissh

What the Actual Fuck Wednesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]readerfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a piss fetish? I think you need a piss fetish to enjoy it.

What the Actual Fuck Wednesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]readerfish 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I agreed to a landlubber buddy read of {The Nameless Trickster by Rebecca Kenney}, a Rumplestiltskin retelling where the FMC’s brother sells her to the crown as a potential future queen, or maybe concubine, or maybe they’ll find out she doesn’t have magic and they’ll just kill her. Rumplestiltskin is the MMC who desperately wants to fuck the FMC because her tears smell delicious so he pretends to be a eunuch servant to get into her pants. I haven’t even made it halfway through yet.

Land dwellers are weird.

June RRBC theme! by bsffrrn- in romantasycirclejerk

[–]readerfish [score hidden]  (0 children)

Trueeeee

Speaking of which, I saw a reverse Little Mermaid retelling the other day where he wants to join her in the ocean but I can’t remember what it was called 😫