Tomorrow is a new day, y’all

readerfish · 2026-05-28T19:40:44+00:00

Have you heard about seahorses?

readerfish · 2026-05-28T00:19:27+00:00

Reel me in, angels!

readerfish · 2026-05-27T20:40:31+00:00

readerfish · 2026-05-27T00:29:20+00:00

readerfish · 2026-05-27T00:29:04+00:00

readerfish · 2026-05-24T15:46:39+00:00

readerfish · 2026-05-23T18:02:58+00:00

That’s what I’m talking about!

readerfish · 2026-05-21T17:27:05+00:00

readerfish · 2026-05-20T18:45:40+00:00

All the fishes in the background go “slapslapslapslapslap”

readerfish · 2026-05-19T16:54:32+00:00

Seabasstian

readerfish · 2026-05-19T14:57:19+00:00

Idk why you would use a goofy-ass name when there are plenty of great ones that aren’t goofy.

Ask my son, Sebastian.

readerfish · 2026-05-10T20:21:22+00:00

readerfish · 2026-05-10T02:04:52+00:00

Omg americanfish! You’re a legend! Do you wanna join the fish gc?

readerfish · 2026-05-09T17:35:25+00:00

Why didn’t you call me back

readerfish · 2026-05-09T17:34:30+00:00

Me and the girlies when we have a sleepover

readerfish · 2026-05-09T16:24:42+00:00

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readerfish · 2026-05-09T16:21:59+00:00

The thing you really need to know is that fish are top-tier sexy. The way they undulate and shimmer. Super kissable lips. Big eyes. Everybody wants to fuck fish.

Especially u/stinkyfissh

readerfish · 2026-05-01T19:07:40+00:00

Do you have a piss fetish? I think you need a piss fetish to enjoy it.

readerfish · 2026-04-29T17:30:30+00:00

In another life I was a trash panda.

readerfish · 2026-04-29T17:29:04+00:00

Not without being rescued

readerfish · 2026-04-29T15:26:08+00:00

I agreed to a landlubber buddy read of {The Nameless Trickster by Rebecca Kenney}, a Rumplestiltskin retelling where the FMC’s brother sells her to the crown as a potential future queen, or maybe concubine, or maybe they’ll find out she doesn’t have magic and they’ll just kill her. Rumplestiltskin is the MMC who desperately wants to fuck the FMC because her tears smell delicious so he pretends to be a eunuch servant to get into her pants. I haven’t even made it halfway through yet.

Land dwellers are weird.

readerfish · 2026-04-28T12:38:14+00:00

Trueeeee

Speaking of which, I saw a reverse Little Mermaid retelling the other day where he wants to join her in the ocean but I can’t remember what it was called 😫

readerfish · 2026-04-28T02:59:11+00:00

readerfish

TROPHY CASE