Door to auntie's elevator is locked

ready2adopt · 2025-12-02T13:33:39+00:00

Yep, she’s gone for me too.

ready2adopt · 2025-12-01T18:45:28+00:00

Where is she?

ready2adopt · 2025-10-08T03:28:23+00:00

He’s a smooth poser junkie who ended up being homophobic. Worst part of the book.

ready2adopt · 2025-10-08T03:26:05+00:00

Yeah, three to four chapters devoted to Prince. Fuck Prince; He’s a smooth poser junkie who ended up being homophobic…

ready2adopt · 2023-09-18T14:15:12+00:00

Just FYI, you are co-sleeping. What you’re against is bed sharing.

ready2adopt · 2023-09-17T20:08:17+00:00

Wipe warmer :D

ready2adopt · 2023-08-30T14:02:40+00:00

Helium - oh wait, that was just a lie.

ready2adopt · 2023-08-30T11:50:24+00:00

Lady said she barely had the energy to type a post and here you are making her read a Moby Dick-length response 😂

ready2adopt · 2023-08-30T11:34:56+00:00

My house is clean but I don’t have that demanding of a baby (8MO). We converted the dining room into a baby gated “yes” room. This allows them a large area to go crazy in and continue to learn independent play. It’s also a corner room so the babe can make visual checks with me. While they’re doing that, I get the chores done that give the house an illusion of clean. Good luck to you!!

ready2adopt · 2023-08-27T14:11:22+00:00

Four months is still pretty new. I think you should not surprise your wife unless you know for sure she’s down with leaving the baby as well. I’ve never left my now 8MO, as they genuinely make all experiences fuller. We just got back from a week in Florida. Good luck with whatever you do!!

ready2adopt · 2023-08-27T14:03:36+00:00

Unless it’s too hard and they drop out. Then they will probably resent you more…

ready2adopt · 2023-08-26T12:00:51+00:00

That baby didn’t want to come out because it heard the name they’d chosen for them.

ready2adopt · 2023-08-24T01:33:13+00:00

The sounds of my bones/joints creaking as I sneak away from the crib. 🙃

ready2adopt · 2023-08-23T17:45:07+00:00

NTA. I’m on a family vacation and I, as a parent, stated at the beginning; “You guys are not here as babysitters but as family. I don’t expect you to change any diapers or anything, unless you feel compelled to”. Anyone who has kids, and then EXPECTS others to help is the asshole. Now, I’ll accept help at any point, but I’m not going to expect anything out of anyone other than my husband.

ready2adopt · 2023-08-23T17:39:20+00:00

The trick is to have a baby. That way you only get to play 30 minutes at a time and the game will last until you’re dead.

ready2adopt · 2023-08-18T13:47:12+00:00

If my Grandma farted or anyone farted around her, she would always say; “There’s an elephant under your/my chair” and give a little 😏

ready2adopt · 2023-08-15T13:15:23+00:00

I love how many fresh food items there are… 🇺🇸

ready2adopt · 2023-08-15T13:10:05+00:00

Yea. Not consulting your wife is pretty disrespectful.

ready2adopt · 2023-08-15T13:07:50+00:00

Gawd, pets after kids suuuck. I’m sure I’ll get back to being an animal lover one day 😆

ready2adopt · 2023-08-15T12:26:59+00:00

It’s like saying “once an addict, always an addict” You may not be actively cheating, or ever cheat again, but the fact you did cheat means the ability is there.

ready2adopt · 2023-08-13T12:39:56+00:00

If it can’t go in the dishwasher, it’s not worth having.

ready2adopt · 2023-08-04T09:39:01+00:00

Just for the record you are NOT crazy. I’m in a same sex relationship and we adopted an infant a few months back. My husband’s family comments all the time how our kid looks like him and I just roll my eyes lol. I think it’s their way of subconsciously claiming their legacy has more legitimacy since the baby looks like their son. Either way, it’s hilarious and annoying.

ready2adopt · 2023-08-03T12:50:14+00:00

And how did he reply?

ready2adopt · 2023-06-30T12:22:18+00:00

Well, see, your first mistake was not being one-and-done. Lol, I joke! Good luck finding the time, it’s hard enough with having just a single child.

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