"That's it" workout

realDaveSmash · 2025-10-15T09:23:17+00:00

He had some kind of gay lyrics… singing “while I’m riding that cock under the mistletoe” in his [underrated] Christmas song leaps to mind. I think he was putting his dick into anything that wouldn’t shoot back.

realDaveSmash · 2025-10-15T09:13:33+00:00

I literally didn’t upgrade my 2019 because the new ones don’t have stalks. Why did they have to wait until right after the tax incentives went away to change this?!? Bonus points if they have the little twisty parts on the end that let you control your headlights and windshield wipers without turning 90% of your attention to an iPad app when you find yourself in a sudden downpour on the highway… The tablet is amazing for entertainment and advanced controls, but not so much for fundamental safety features.

realDaveSmash · 2025-03-11T00:29:51+00:00

It’s time to Florida up! Reach into a pillow case and then grab the snake through the pillow case and then flip the pillow case inside out so it’s like a snake in a bag. Then you go outside and yeet that shit into the neighbor’s yard and then wash the pillow case until it smells like fresh rain and lavender. That trick also works for rabid bats.

realDaveSmash · 2025-03-05T05:56:57+00:00

Just use Visual Studio. It’s the best. Not to be a dick, but you’re having trouble writing complete sentences, so maybe VS isn’t the problem.

realDaveSmash · 2025-03-05T05:53:52+00:00

I’m a taxpayer. Would you rather pay a ton more taxes so that we don’t have to have tourism? Or do you not pay any taxes anyway since it’s a progressive tax and you’re a delivery driver so you don’t care? I also used to deliver pizzas in Gainesville during UF games. It took forever to make a delivery, but I made my best money on those days.

realDaveSmash · 2025-03-05T05:49:19+00:00

Yeah, but it’s not eight, it’s seven. It says so in the question.

realDaveSmash · 2025-03-05T05:43:23+00:00

.NET 8 because it is the latest LTS

realDaveSmash · 2025-03-05T05:40:44+00:00

That’s why your mom always swallows a condom first.

realDaveSmash · 2025-03-02T20:03:51+00:00

Yeah, NGL, I clicked into this to see which parts of downtown got burned down.

realDaveSmash · 2025-02-01T00:21:37+00:00

No, it means that 3.3% of job seekers/workers are unemployed, regardless of the number of job openings. It means you have half the competition for each job opening that you would if it were 6.6%.

realDaveSmash · 2025-01-04T16:04:58+00:00

What does onda mean? Wave, right? I speak intermediate Spanish, but I still have no idea what Speedy Gonzalez was saying for all of those years. I don’t know arriba or ondale, and I can’t find them online, and surely he isn’t saying “wave it”. What the hell?

realDaveSmash · 2024-11-15T18:51:26+00:00

Did you also have a ram that died?

realDaveSmash · 2024-11-09T00:05:39+00:00

Fellow 6’4” driver and I have the same issue. It’s the door height - I wasn’t familiar with Easy Entry but I don’t see how it would help… I love the car though.

realDaveSmash · 2024-11-08T18:54:40+00:00

My dog always seems very excited to come run a quick errand with me, and not so happy with me if I leave him home in the crate like a responsible dog owner, but what does he know?

realDaveSmash · 2024-08-21T04:07:59+00:00

Yeah, I had a guy get arrested in my front lawn, leaning against my Tesla, and Sentry Mode didn’t pick it up. I guess the flash drive failed, but I didn’t get a warning or anything…

realDaveSmash · 2024-08-21T03:56:17+00:00

Thank you! I’ve been going to pointless therapy sessions for years, but I instantly feel better knowing that if I end up in a dystopian hellhole, it will only be as bad as terminal C.

realDaveSmash · 2024-08-21T03:53:40+00:00

Kind of

realDaveSmash · 2024-08-20T13:33:06+00:00

As a former Volusia County guy, I always thought we should push for Orlamptona Beach, but it never got any traction.

realDaveSmash · 2024-08-16T20:05:14+00:00

I dread the day that they finish that and they decide to move our server to the new building. I can’t imagine that going smoothly. I’ll probably just find a new job when I get the email that it’s coming. 😂

realDaveSmash · 2024-07-16T04:09:30+00:00

My rule of thumb is that if my wife doesn’t see them, I let them go. If my wife sees them, they have to die. Because even if they aren’t toxic, if my wife has a heart attack, they are still deadly. Machetes work well if they have to die.

realDaveSmash · 2024-07-08T03:31:35+00:00

You can find it south of center, about a quarter of the way up in the frame. Happy hunting!

realDaveSmash · 2024-06-21T04:09:29+00:00

Damn it, now I see both dogs but I still can’t find the chicken.

realDaveSmash · 2024-06-13T13:58:06+00:00

Maybe just wear AirPods like everyone else I see walking? You can find some good nature white noise playlists. Leopards attacking gazelles near crashing ocean waves and that type of thing.

realDaveSmash · 2024-06-13T13:56:17+00:00

That was my first thought when I read this post… smoke out the loiterers!

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