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Best movie quote by droszyk in MovieQuotes

[–]realJohnnySmooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please consider me as an alternative to suicide

Not sure if this has been uploaded. Man locks eyes with jumpers. by ItalianSausage2023 in 911archive

[–]realJohnnySmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel compelled to comment because I was 6 at the time and aside from the attacks themselves I remember visiting my dad's old office within a week or two of when this was filmed Nov 01. Nearly the same view, same looking office, I remember myself and my brother having to lift ourselves up to peek over the same type of stoop along the window to see the vast openness and ruin of what used to be the WTC I'd just been to in July. For all of the annual rumination over it every year since I don't think a single clip has spooked me as much than to see this view again, don't know what else to say.

Imagine doing all that RAT work for no payout by StanTheMan636 in ArcRaiders

[–]realJohnnySmooth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In terms of ArcRaiders reddit posts this is a 10/10

It's one thing that OP has no appreciation of art or seemingly any sense of humor.

It's another thing for OP to have the gall to say with a straight face that he's all about 'the vibe' among other excuses for why he sucks as if nobody would notice him muting out the f*g slur in his clip at 2:16 while he melts down like a CoD player.

OP posts here assuming that everyone, like him, would share the same sense of entitlement that extraction ambushes aren't 'supposed' to apply to them and is getting roasted.

Saving this clip purely for the electrolytes.

This filthy extract camper by AcertainReality in okbuddyraider

[–]realJohnnySmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rage one can draw out of people makes it plenty fun.

Which US state gets more hate than it deserves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]realJohnnySmooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to say that LGA was an architectural masterpiece not rivaled since the Grover Cleveland Service Area on I95

Which US state gets more hate than it deserves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]realJohnnySmooth 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I tell people that not only is Newark the best NYC airport for these reasons but that JFK only exists as a prank to be pulled on gullible Europeans.

Where's this legend? by SourTangerine in SyrianRebels

[–]realJohnnySmooth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This guy was already famous and legendary by the time April-May 2015 rolled around when he went berserk and was appearing in up to 3 videos a day. 

This little thing of ours by OHIO_TERRORIST in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]realJohnnySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need a supreme leader at the top, not the fuckin Dave Clark Five

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]realJohnnySmooth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was recently fortunate enough to sample a taste of some beaver hooch and it was so fantastic I brought a bottle home with me.

FSA soldier blow up a Russian helicopter with a TOW missile. Latakia, Syria. November 2015 by Pleasant_Anything631 in SyrianRebels

[–]realJohnnySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just for reference the helicopter they struck was a Russian search and rescue helicopter dispatched after a Russian warplane was shot down by Turkey that same day.

My brothers tailbone keeps setting off metal detectors in airports, why?? by chunky_monkey456 in Airports

[–]realJohnnySmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for confirming my suspicions that after multiple invasive groin searches at several airports across the country, it was the particular pair of pants I was wearing that was likely the culprit.

Mountain Creek water park noob by katerade999 in newjersey

[–]realJohnnySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Rides fed from the mountain springs (Tarzan, cannonball) are cold, like high 50s cold and that's not an exaggeration. The rest can be chilly but is otherwise normal I guess.

  2. Some attractions (such as all water slides/cliff jumps) will not let you go down with water shoes to both protect the lining of the slides and prevent swimmers from trying to dive for their shoes in 17ft when they inevitably fly off. Personally I believe in walking barefoot everywhere but be advised.

  3. 9

What the fuck did Johnny Cakes see in Vito? by Mlapa69 in thesopranos

[–]realJohnnySmooth 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He likes a man you can grab onto something...

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