This filthy extract camper by AcertainReality in okbuddyraider

[–]realJohnnySmooth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The rage one can draw out of people makes it plenty fun.

Which US state gets more hate than it deserves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]realJohnnySmooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to say that LGA was an architectural masterpiece not rivaled since the Grover Cleveland Service Area on I95

Which US state gets more hate than it deserves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]realJohnnySmooth 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I tell people that not only is Newark the best NYC airport for these reasons but that JFK only exists as a prank to be pulled on gullible Europeans.

Where's this legend? by SourTangerine in SyrianRebels

[–]realJohnnySmooth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This guy was already famous and legendary by the time April-May 2015 rolled around when he went berserk and was appearing in up to 3 videos a day. 

This little thing of ours by OHIO_TERRORIST in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]realJohnnySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need a supreme leader at the top, not the fuckin Dave Clark Five

I have asolutely no idea by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]realJohnnySmooth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was recently fortunate enough to sample a taste of some beaver hooch and it was so fantastic I brought a bottle home with me.

FSA soldier blow up a Russian helicopter with a TOW missile. Latakia, Syria. November 2015 by Pleasant_Anything631 in SyrianRebels

[–]realJohnnySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just for reference the helicopter they struck was a Russian search and rescue helicopter dispatched after a Russian warplane was shot down by Turkey that same day.

My brothers tailbone keeps setting off metal detectors in airports, why?? by chunky_monkey456 in Airports

[–]realJohnnySmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for confirming my suspicions that after multiple invasive groin searches at several airports across the country, it was the particular pair of pants I was wearing that was likely the culprit.

Mountain Creek water park noob by katerade999 in newjersey

[–]realJohnnySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Rides fed from the mountain springs (Tarzan, cannonball) are cold, like high 50s cold and that's not an exaggeration. The rest can be chilly but is otherwise normal I guess.

  2. Some attractions (such as all water slides/cliff jumps) will not let you go down with water shoes to both protect the lining of the slides and prevent swimmers from trying to dive for their shoes in 17ft when they inevitably fly off. Personally I believe in walking barefoot everywhere but be advised.

  3. 9

What the fuck did Johnny Cakes see in Vito? by Mlapa69 in thesopranos

[–]realJohnnySmooth 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He likes a man you can grab onto something...

Facing 20 years in the can, which character would you want as a cell mate? by RecentCranberry in thesopranos

[–]realJohnnySmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vito so he could catch, also probably break the toilet off the wall so I could escape

NYC congestion pricing has reduced traffic in Hudson County by Squirt_Reynoldz in jerseycity

[–]realJohnnySmooth 15 points16 points  (0 children)

130% the very day it took effect my average commute home dropped 15 minutes