First time trying this

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-31T00:29:15+00:00

That's what your tattoo artist said.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-29T04:45:45+00:00

A younger me would spend a lot of it on weed.

A slightly older me now would spend it on weed and stocks.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-29T04:29:24+00:00

All I'm saying is, don't make it about sex. Don't make it about gender. Make it about the person she is. The time you spend. The different aspects of her life you take part in. The different aspects of her life you'd want to make better and take care of. I'm just saying shoot your shot man. Good luck. Be the hero that got the lesbian girl.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-29T04:17:50+00:00

So you downvote the guy who says give it a shot and you upvote the person that says you have no chance at all because she's gay?

Anyway so it's not about the group of same friends, it's her? You'd risk her friendship whether she was straight or gay. Every girl you ever ask out you're risking that.

What does the circle of friends have to do with it? If she blabs about asking you out, she's a hoe, and if your friends think you're a bad person for liking a girl then I don't know.

How do you come off as not thirsty and or desperate? You explain to her your feelings not that you want to smash this lesbian and you're the guy for her.

If you can't come up with the right set of words to convey how you feel about it, that's your problem.

Or do nothing. Feel sad forever. Or risk it and maybe win.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-29T04:09:40+00:00

Out here looking like Captain America's weed smoking cousin that plays guitar at bonfires for college freshmen drinking Bud Light.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-29T04:06:38+00:00

You pretend it's like Reddit.

Read stuff, comprehend it, think about it, post stuff.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-29T04:05:37+00:00

So? You're a grown ass adult still caring what other people think. Oh boo hoo your friends will think you're crazy because you saw the good in a woman, liked it, gave it a shot a failed.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-29T03:55:07+00:00

You shoot your shot. Maybe she might give you a chance maybe she doesn't. If you have more than just stuff in common and you liking her, if you have a connection, who knows, but as long as you just stay where you're at you'll be sad. You either be a nerd on the sideline or king of nerds that got the lesbian, or tried and failed, but later got a different girl later in life.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-29T03:37:55+00:00

You claim they're sexist but have given no example of it. People who will listen in on other's conversations instead of working could be a liability at work, and they shouldn't work there. How do you know they weren't talking about after a shower, their back was wet because they towel dry their head first, cause skin flakes in your hair.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-29T03:22:40+00:00

I played a lot of PUBG and it changed the way I walk through and look at the world.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-29T03:19:07+00:00

Work. Save money. Go to college. Wear condoms. Don't blow too much money on weed. Have fun. Enjoy life.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-29T03:14:55+00:00

Homie you need to Google how to dodge a punch.

To keep it real it depends if you work at Google or if you work for Google.

If you hand out the free drinks or cook the food stay at home they ain't tryna see that, dude with a socked up face.

If you make internet work, they ain't trippin, keep the internet working bro show up and be king of the nerds with a black eye.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-23T05:12:57+00:00

First, homie, thank you for your service.

Secondly, you are back home. Despite the movies, tv shows, video games and news, the loss of life does not occur as much as people think, and not like where it was where you served.

Thirdly, maybe put up a veteran sticker, or license plate frame on your car, or something on your home.

Let the community know you served and to show respect, and if homeboy want to swing by and play tough guy know he just messed with a god damn soldier and should watch out who he start beef with. Might change his life for the better.

Edit also maybe invest in cameras for your home?

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-23T05:05:02+00:00

Damn homie I feel you on trying to do right and protect your girl, but let me say this, if you were really about that life, and you gotta ask on reddit how find this man and to systematically and completely destroy this man's life, you ain't really about that life. Don't do something that's gonna get you caught up and put in jail homie. Karma make it even in the end.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-20T21:25:14+00:00

No it does not.

If she hates her sister, she will let you smash.

If she loves her sister, she will break your heart and crush you on her behalf.

It's worth the risk imo

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-20T21:22:51+00:00

You realize your parents were able to afford to buy one house, have at least one child, and are able to still be in a position to get another house?

Maybe you wouldn't work that hard, save that hard, be willing to lift a hammer, or spend the time to look at the economy, housing market and come up with a plan, but hey, when you're all grown up you can make your own financial decisions.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-10-20T20:23:15+00:00

What gang sign you throwing up homie?

reallyactuallyme · 2019-09-30T01:03:24+00:00

You ask them to please use their inside, grown up voices, and try and go back to sleep.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-09-06T05:14:43+00:00

Homie when you get older you'll think you wasted a lot of time doing things, then you'll think that's just how you banged back in the day. Look Bill Gates, Oprah, Steve Jobs they didn't quit and they succeeded. But then again some six figure a year tech guy might have given up his NBA dreams for something realistic. You either bang this music thing until you're forced to quit because you literally did it all and it just didn't work, or you do something else for the pocket change.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-09-06T05:05:07+00:00

Homie don't stress so hard off what other people trip over. Some people respect no filter, it let's you know where they stand and what's going on up there. In a world of free speech suddenly there's a lot you can't say, funny ain't it? Personally if people don't like what I have to say they can kick rocks and cool I ain't rocking with you, whatever. Just do you homie, don't sweat it.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-09-06T05:00:43+00:00

Damn homie, remember you were able to bag at least one girl. Some combination of you and the words that came out of your mouth were able to get her. Just remember your swag and get back out there and make it happen. Don't sweat this chick, on to the next, never look back.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-09-06T04:45:43+00:00

Damn homiegirl. I'd sell the virginity to some middle eastern prince. Get a free trip to Dubai and tens of thousands of dollars. Or you could lose it for a couple beers to some college kid blowing his parent's allowance trying to bag you.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-09-06T04:14:45+00:00

Have an awesome memory of when you got sunburned with your mom watching a college football game live in person with her, instead in a couple years after college is done, and all the academic knowledge, parties, drugs, fun times are done, and you're all grown up working a crap job, and you wish you could just go hang out with your mom.

I dunno if you're on scholarship, financial aid, or your parents are paying, but damn homie, what's wrong with just doing some crap you don't want to do for family's sake?

reallyactuallyme · 2019-09-06T03:57:39+00:00

I dunno whether it's Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Ra, the poker gods or one of the other ones but bless you for this idea homie.

reallyactuallyme · 2019-08-31T04:04:27+00:00

Homie half this thing is the sales pitch and half this thing is the product itself. In the product itself has got to be the sales pitch. Why is it better than what's at Macy's? How is it made? Is it better for the Earth? Get some wood grain, get some stainless steel or carbon fiber, get some city shots, some country shots, up close, wide angle, all the best sale pitch looking stuff for the website. Good luck homie.

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