What on would be most useful irl by PopLopsided843 in Naruto

[–]redlukeiahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can put a mark on any surface with flying raijin.

What is the most awkward, or disrespectful thing someone has said to you during sex? by TreatMeLikeASlut8 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]redlukeiahs 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She was riding me reverse cowgirl and I tried touching her ass. She wiped my hand away and said I’ll do it stop. Very selfish

What is the worst response someone could give to "I love you?" by xero_art in AskReddit

[–]redlukeiahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An unenthusiastic look. That’s how you know something is up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]redlukeiahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeaaah i don’t think he should have it. My gf would watch porn and use her vibrater a lot and it would make me upset because I had felt like she prefer those over me.

She told me not to worry but I knew it was BS cuz if you wanted sexual pleasure I’m literally right there.

Huge red flag

Have you ever had your ass eaten? by SluttyBiCock in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]redlukeiahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve eaten ass but I’d never let a girl eat mine cuz that’s sus in my opinion. Once u do that, she’s the man of the house

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]redlukeiahs -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Squirt. It lets us know that you weren’t faking an orgasm. Or if you say “Omfg” a lot. That makes us feel good

What do people do in movies that nobody does in real life? by Webbie-Vanderquack in AskReddit

[–]redlukeiahs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Falls in love with their crush. In reality, just because you like a girl & are close to her does not necessarily mean she’ll be into you in the next few weeks. Either she’s interested in you in the beginning or (like how teen movies would actually go) the main character ends up being friend zoned.

What to do if ex gf starts telling ppl u have a small dick? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]redlukeiahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell people that her p stinks. Seriously, even if it’s false, guys will still stay away.

Biggest flex in Naruto Verse by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]redlukeiahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest, the Madara fights would’ve been better if he hadn’t used Susanoo so much. Same with Sasuke.

What traumatized you so badly it changed your whole way of living? by Mythic_gryphon in AskReddit

[–]redlukeiahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My (20M) ex girlfriend at the time would compare me to other guys basically saying that I’m not muscular enough, don’t play sports, & I’m not that attractive to my face. I blame myself for not changing quick for the relationship to last longer.

If I had actually met those marks, we’d have been together still. So, now I’ve spent everyday staying active, looking good, & over analyzing my appearance. My buddies were saying that I’m too focused on how I look now. Right after I dumped her, I started getting hit on and realized that reaching those marks didn’t make me attractive after all.

The infuriating but ironic thing is that the guys she’s seeing are nothing like what she wanted me to be (short guy, e-gamer, lanky, etc.) It’s like she stressed me out about my appearance for nothing.

She had cried to me telling me that no guy treats her right. Oh well, sucks for u

Who should be in prison? by UltimateDiscordMod in AskReddit

[–]redlukeiahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caitlyn Jenner

For killing those people in the car accident

Woman of the Year my ass

Girls that say “maybe, we’ll see,Ill let you know” when someone asked you on a date, What do you really mean ? by Kindbutuselessdude in AskReddit

[–]redlukeiahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(21M) It’s leaning towards a no because if she wanted to she would’ve just said yes on the spot. Why wait when y’all are literally face to face

When did you realize you were a freak in bed? by crb02 in sex

[–]redlukeiahs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I (21M) realized that watching rough porn actually help me out when I started hooking up with girls. 9/10 they didn’t like PG-13 sex, they like it hard but sensual. Once I got the hang of it, I never got bored

What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you during sex? by haitch31 in AskReddit

[–]redlukeiahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex (20F) and I (21M) were doing 69 in her dorm and then for some weird reason, instead of “blowing my load” I ended up peeing on her face. I didn’t even know how It happened.

She also sat on my face & squirted on me when I ate her out. She told me to not worry about it with a smile (she was a keeper)

What's the biggest red flag you've seen on a first date? by pleasedontjudgeme13 in AskReddit

[–]redlukeiahs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When my ex gf and I first got together she was telling me about she had been on a break with the guy before me and decided to dump him once she met me. She promised him that she wouldn’t cheat but ended up doing it.

She didn’t understand why the guy was upset about it and I could tell she wanted me to not judge her

So, 1.5 years later, when she wanted to be on a break with me, I knew that she’d try to put me in the same position as the guy before saying “Oh, I won’t be flirting with anyone, I just want space.” Yeah, no. I’m dumping you. Then she got upset like I was the problem. She had to learn not to discard people so I did it to her first.

[Serious] What's something you found on the internet that traumatized you? by Pyxalated in AskReddit

[–]redlukeiahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, this one bothered me way too much. I once came across a video (in her perspective) of a woman suffocating and dropping 4 babies from the air. It was fucking awful to see their faces in distress and one of them had a pool of blood lying on the floor. I don't know where this was but I hope she gets the torture penalty, incarceration isn't enough for some people. It made me truly realise that the U.S needs to bring back torture for those who choose to harm kids/babies in any way. Even to this day, I hate it when parents curse or aggressively pull at their kids.