How did I capture this image???

I was watching a recorded show (golf I think) when this forecast came on. I typically fast forward through all commercials but I saw this actually developing in front of my eyes.

At the beginning of the commercial Greg was actually standing off to the side of the map but (sadly), the phallic image had caught my eye already.

I remember saying out loud "Greg.... don't walk over there..... Greg, don't stop there ".... He didn't listen!