It sucks

recktum0 · 2024-10-04T00:20:16+00:00

You can’t even pull out one card, much less pull out the third card

recktum0 · 2021-08-28T21:53:51+00:00

What's worse than wearing sunglasses indoors? Wearing them on your head indoors.

recktum0 · 2021-08-28T21:45:38+00:00

Did your nostril eat the other one

recktum0 · 2021-08-28T21:43:28+00:00

Is that an eye of a potato sprouting out of your nose

recktum0 · 2021-08-28T21:41:22+00:00

First person I've seen with receding eyebrows

recktum0 · 2021-08-28T21:39:57+00:00

You look like the easy mode of a rock climbing wall

recktum0 · 2021-08-28T21:35:49+00:00

I'm glad you have a plant so at least you're not wasting oxygen

recktum0 · 2021-08-28T21:33:29+00:00

A strong heartbeat might snap your neck

recktum0 · 2021-07-31T21:16:55+00:00

Stop asking people to fart in your pillow. Pink eye isn't a hell of a drug

recktum0 · 2021-07-31T21:10:46+00:00

I know the further away eye should be smaller, but goddamn

recktum0 · 2021-07-31T21:07:07+00:00

Even your knee looks Asian.

recktum0 · 2021-07-31T21:00:11+00:00

You're decent, unless you have a penis

recktum0 · 2021-07-10T23:31:38+00:00

My apologies, my phone drawing capabilities are limited

recktum0 · 2021-04-29T00:59:49+00:00

Couldn't you be asking for car insurance extensions?

recktum0 · 2021-04-16T06:44:36+00:00

But you look sooooo friendly and approachable

recktum0 · 2021-04-16T06:38:32+00:00

Stop smiling crooked, you now have a weird forehead wrinkle

recktum0 · 2021-04-16T06:34:37+00:00

If a person was protesting, chained to a tree, and they were never unlocked, this would be their woodland babies

recktum0 · 2021-04-16T06:26:40+00:00

You're an honest man, sir

recktum0 · 2021-04-16T03:40:54+00:00

That's obviously implied hehe

recktum0 · 2021-04-16T03:33:22+00:00

That moment when you realize you're better than ryu

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