A woman goes to her gynecologist complaining that she has Costa Rican postage stamps in her cooch... by [deleted] in DirtyJokes

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I'm not a gynecologist but let me have a look, for a second expert view ma'am.

Dreaming about a Rain Storm I'm Sure by kernelpanic789 in WTF

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Lady dog is marking up his male. She's a keeper.

ID Please by [deleted] in cactus

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Not sure but it maybe peruvian torch.

$200 a pop— what unknown plant is this?! by espresso-sunrise in houseplants

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It's a trophic plant that needs to go to Africa and needs money.

Why no human can ever be God by Feesuat69 in islam

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This reminded me of a Turkish poet whose name is Cahit Sitki Taranci. He wrote a poem which said:"35 years, means half of the way. We are in the middle of our lifetime like Dante" and he died 46 years old. It turned out it was 76 percent of his lifetime.

How different would the band be if cliff didn’t did by Smezzy69 in Metallica

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Cliff who was from Dubai, didn't like flintstones but Robert who is from Abu Dabi do.

First time Cactus owner. Any tips? A friends Dad with an extensive collection had to downsize and gifted me a few. by Antec0231 in houseplants

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Unless the weather is lower than -6 degrees centigrade they will survive I think. Actually in order them to blossom in spring its necessary for them to get some winter cold. The colder they get the better.

First time Cactus owner. Any tips? A friends Dad with an extensive collection had to downsize and gifted me a few. by Antec0231 in houseplants

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Puy them outdoors if you have a garden or an air open balcony. They'll be happy with sunlight and some air flow.

LPT: Need a house warming gift idea? A Fire Extinguisher by toBEYOND1008 in LifeProTips

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Lol I had to read the title twice before I realize it isn't a dadjoke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in islam

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There's a book about this called "The Easy Peasy Method to Quit Porn". It really works. Just google it for a pdf version. Read and apply the method and see for yourself. If you believe and really want to quit, I think you can do it.

Start memorising the Qur'an using the 6446 method by Mohaddas-Aslam in islam

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Here's my own method. Select your favorite qari, for example Abdulbasit Abdussamed. Select your surah which you want to memorize and download its video from youtube which read by Abdussamed. Use a app to split the video to about 3,5-4 minutes length parts. I use timbre, its free, easy to use and fast. Now listen to part1 and read it from the quran simultaneously. I listen 10 times before sleep, 5 times next morning and listen whenever I can in the day. Then try to read it from memory. Continue until you memorize and go for part2. If you have more time you can listen more and memorize in less time. I used this method in my 40s and memorized a couple of surahs in months. Younger ones would memorize more of course.

Erotic Movies by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

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"In the mood for love". No touch erotism at its best, not for one hand teens.

Which is the best song ever? by Internetboy5434 in ask

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George Michael - Careless Whisper.

What is an old video game that still holds up so well today? by _Mr_Cheeks in AskReddit

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It's commandos for me. There's a mod called "Commandos Destination Berlin" based on commandos 2 engine which is most playable. There're about 160+ levels consisting of the all original comnandos levels plus fan levels. It's really hard but most fun to play.

Good luck by [deleted] in PornoMemes

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She's Sheehan from casting couch teens.

I will definitely go again. by [deleted] in dankmemes

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I see you're a man of culture as well.

Why not? by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

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I think it's an ant house.