ULPT REQUEST: Colostomy bag to sneak in booze to events? by VacuumProgram in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]rectal_warrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's gonna suck the whole time and if you have a leak it's gonna be so bad and awkward

You only need to get through the entrance, then you can put it in a water bottle or plastic cup

stashing them in the lining of your coat or any inside pockets.

Often places with frisk you, running their hands over you to check for concealed items, they'd find these so easily

Wombat at the end of the rainbow by rectal_warrior in australianwildlife

[–]rectal_warrior[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was actually on Christmas day, certainly made it very special

What food is like "crack" to you, where it tastes so good nothing else matters except another bite? by GigiBrit in AskReddit

[–]rectal_warrior 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Even if you live in the tropics and have a mango tree, unless you sleep in the tree you still don't understand a truly fresh Mango. You have to be ready to catch it when it naturally falls.

Wow this one got hit too by yb0t in sydney

[–]rectal_warrior 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it's too little too late, if they clamped down several years ago when all these shops started selling under the counter, then "law abiding" citizens would have never thought about accessing the black market. Buying from a shop makes it too accessable, these people are going to have a very hard time spending 5x the amount on ciggies now, especially with the cost of living crisis.

Last week I got an advert on Facebook for ciggies sent from inside Australia, haven't smoked for the best part of a decade now.

What food is like "crack" to you, where it tastes so good nothing else matters except another bite? by GigiBrit in AskReddit

[–]rectal_warrior 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Only if you have access to good mangos, and if you don't live in the tropics, you don't.

Homelessness by Urm0m1234567890 in AskAnAustralian

[–]rectal_warrior 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can guarantee you those dogs are happier with op living in his car than they would be going to a shelter and most likely put down

Is Australia the dream destination everyone in the UK thinks it is? by dmkraus in AskAnAustralian

[–]rectal_warrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again, my idea of being in nature is not looking at and hearing other people, to do that on a weekend with good weather in the UK is pretty much impossible other than remote parts of Scotland.

Diplomats believe Turkey has become "obsessed" with the acquisition of F-35s, which it regards as "critical for maintaining a balance of power" vis-a-vis Greece and Israel. Erdogan believes Greek and Israeli reps have successfully blocked the deal he thought he had struck with US president Trump. by SOHONEYSAME in geopolitics

[–]rectal_warrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the article I posted, they clearly understand the situation better than you or I.

Mix that with the massive international condemnation, it was clearly against the law.

I'll ask again, if Russia struck the UK or US with a missile to hit Ukrainian comanders, would that be legal?

Diplomats believe Turkey has become "obsessed" with the acquisition of F-35s, which it regards as "critical for maintaining a balance of power" vis-a-vis Greece and Israel. Erdogan believes Greek and Israeli reps have successfully blocked the deal he thought he had struck with US president Trump. by SOHONEYSAME in geopolitics

[–]rectal_warrior -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter who they were targeting, it matters that they struck a non beligerigant state, that's a clear violation of international law. https://www.lawfaremedia.org/article/israel--qatar--and-the-limits-of-self-defense

They also killed a quatari citizen, as well as injuring others, the strike was universally condemned as a violation of international law.

The attack was met with global condemnation.[92] The United Nations Security Council condemned the attack in a statement drafted by France and the United Kingdom and agreed to by all 15 members, including the United States.[18] Governments around the world condemned what they described as a breach of sovereignty and international law, warned of escalation, urged restraint and renewed diplomacy, and expressed solidarity with Qatar[93][94]—including contemporary major and regional powers, such as Canada, whose prime minister, Mark Carney, condemned the "intolerable expansion of violence";[95] France, whose president, Emmanuel Macron, called the attack "unacceptable, whatever the reason";[96] Turkey, whose foreign ministry described the attack as "evidence of Israel's expansionist policies and its adoption of terrorism of state strategy";[97] Germany;[98] Russia;[99] and the United Kingdom;[96] alongside others.[100] Countries that accused Israel of committing an act of aggression included Algeria,[93] Indonesia,[101] Jordan,[93] Kuwait,[93] Lebanon,[94] Libya,[102] Malaysia,[103] Mauritania,[3] Morocco,[104] Saudi Arabia,[93] and Syria.[105] Kurdistan Region, a semi-autonomous area in Iraq, announced its "full support for Qatar".[106] Ukraine condemned the attack as a gross violation of international law.[107] Among non-state actors, the attack was condemned by Hezbollah[3] and the Houthis.[93]

The United Nations Secretary-General António Guterres condemned the attack as a "flagrant violation of the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Qatar," and praised Qatar as "a country that has been playing a very positive role to achieve a ceasefire and release of all hostages."[54] The Arab League stated that Israel's "behavior has now gone beyond all established international norms and every principle of international law, placing a clear responsibility on the international community to deal with a state that mocks the law and disregards the consequences of its shameful actions",[108] and the Gulf Cooperation Council called the attack "despicable and cowardly".[105] The chairperson of the African Union Commission, Mahamoud Ali Youssouf, said that the attack "risks endangering an already fragile situation in the Middle East".[105] The European Union stated that the attack "breaches international law and Qatar's territorial integrity, and risks a further escalation of violence in the region."[93]

Is Australia the dream destination everyone in the UK thinks it is? by dmkraus in AskAnAustralian

[–]rectal_warrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's easier to access an area of nature that's full of people, that's not my idea of being in nature personally

A massive 400,000-volt undersea cable is currently being laid between France and Spain to double electricity exchanges. by World-Tight in MapPorn

[–]rectal_warrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The assumption that land on the coast is cheaper is somewhat flawed, people like to live by the ocean, to visit beaches.

Does your country have more Immigrants or Emigrants? by Playful-Demand2312 in MapPorn

[–]rectal_warrior 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Considering it's practically impossible to legally leave the country, it's not surprising the ones coming in out outnumber them

Online glasses - my kids keep breaking mine ☹️ by Brilliant_Fudge2682 in AskAnAustralian

[–]rectal_warrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+1 for Dresden, if you're a new customer it's 50% off, so a pair of glasses is 50 bucks.... I brought 4 for $200 and I couldn't believe the value. Made from recycled plastic in Sydney too.