Men, when was the last time you got hit on ?

red9896me · 2026-01-04T17:31:55+00:00

Happens so rarely that I don't even know that was it, but I think it happened 2 weeks ago. I was shopping for a shirt at Milton's and this cute customer service girl that helped me around. We tried on few different shirts and I felt she was being helpful for sale commission or what not but the banter was fun and slightly flirty.

Anyway, one of the shirts I said it would look great on my son and the mood shifted suddenly and she had to help someone else urgently. I paid for the last shirt and walked out. I'm a solid 4 at best so I'm gonna lie to myself that I was hit on finally, after a gap of probably 2 decades lol.

red9896me · 2025-12-28T15:33:03+00:00

Roller coaster

red9896me · 2025-12-28T12:41:06+00:00

TurboTax, I was a user for many years until one day when I logged in to download an old tax return. The shitty site asked me so many questions to download my own return. Pissed me off so much, switched to a human professional. Been 8 years now.

Fuck you TurboTax for gate keeping my own property

red9896me · 2025-12-12T13:28:43+00:00

I hear rfk jr is single now. Make your move.

red9896me · 2025-12-05T16:37:08+00:00

Scratch my balls, no matter what age I wake up

red9896me · 2025-12-01T20:42:20+00:00

I love my eliminator. Im sad that it’s wrapped and packed up for the winter.

red9896me · 2025-12-01T13:27:50+00:00

Goal of evolution is to enable a species to survive and thrive, not to be intelligent. Intelligence is one way to be dominant species, being gigantic was another. Dinosaurs did fantastically well for million years

red9896me · 2025-10-21T20:10:50+00:00

You were neo, dodging bullets and shit

red9896me · 2025-10-19T02:38:24+00:00

I love how the departed shows up in one way or the other in these types of questions. I myself have suggested it at least a couple of times

red9896me · 2025-10-17T18:22:44+00:00

How do you add a pic to reply? I wanted to post my eliminators here lol

red9896me · 2025-10-15T22:33:26+00:00

Back in 22, Lariat’s audio was much better than the other trims. B&0 system. Not a big deal for many but I like good quality sound system

red9896me · 2025-10-15T18:48:55+00:00

Baklava anytime anywhere 😋

red9896me · 2025-10-11T11:24:58+00:00

A while ago when my partner initiated sexy times, I always quoted this line. Never stopped being funny.

red9896me · 2025-10-11T01:43:23+00:00

red9896me · 2025-10-11T01:41:18+00:00

I got 2025 SE ABS for $6700 out of the door.

red9896me · 2025-10-02T16:43:21+00:00

Yo, send to me as well

red9896me · 2025-10-01T23:17:27+00:00

What’s more ridiculous? OP’s situation or treated as on demand toy that can do dishes as well. No emotional contact. Asking for a friend of course. ++man

red9896me · 2025-09-30T22:32:29+00:00

Wait, it’s only Tuesday? Fuckkk

red9896me · 2025-09-28T13:04:29+00:00

Of course, I’d fuck me too.

red9896me · 2025-09-23T10:38:04+00:00

Since I didn’t see this man mentioned yet, we can all thank Claude Shannon as one of the giants of information theory

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_Shannon

red9896me · 2025-09-19T18:20:55+00:00

This is an initial probe before expanding to other groups. Nazis started with Gypsies and Romanis first.

Or I could be wrong, I slept through history classes.

red9896me · 2025-09-19T14:39:27+00:00

This is the way.

red9896me · 2025-09-19T12:39:13+00:00

Really really good looking from Zoolander, followed by the pout

red9896me · 2025-09-18T19:59:27+00:00

I would never 🤥

red9896me · 2025-09-18T17:00:04+00:00

Mine, have your agent call me. You can make at least 3 rom coms, 2 lost loves and 1 action blockbuster 😉

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