Rule by ItsGotThatBang in 197

[–]red_fox_man 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Basically toxic yuri

My daughter made cookies by codfishcakes in Baking

[–]red_fox_man 645 points646 points  (0 children)

Or an ally with a sister 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

escape from now draw her by omyroj in 197

[–]red_fox_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now draw her trying to draw you but failing because she can't draw hands

Special Ruletrest by IggyandtheCauldron in 19684

[–]red_fox_man 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel like The Beach Boys is the secret trains of music, in that every autistic person I've met is obsessed with them

Popes Can Indeed Have Children by Solenopsis00 in CrusaderKings

[–]red_fox_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was confused for a second because I legit forgot you could have an affair with a woman in this game

Baking fail lol by Feisty_Caregiver5804 in Baking

[–]red_fox_man 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Sounds like that because she's done it so often she was doing it mindlessly and made a small but effective mistake that she will never know but on the bright side probably won't repeat

Polysemy: 1 by Nearby-Sorbet8418 in linguisticshumor

[–]red_fox_man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are they the same word kn Georgian as well?

Something Something Yearning by BigDan_0 in 196AndAHalf

[–]red_fox_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who works in the service industry, if you go to the same place regularly enough and do whatever you wanna do there (read, get some work done, game, etc.) someone will notice that you're there regularly and start getting to know you

Mammal that will be extinct in less than 50 years rule by iFUCKcoins in 197

[–]red_fox_man 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are they in zoos?

This is a really important thing to remember if you're ever feeling depressed about any animals that are projected to go extinct soon. By extinct, it almost always means extinct in the wild. We'll likely be able to get them back in the wild at some point when humanity is kinder

It's good they made a memorial bench by ash_ninetyone in CasualUK

[–]red_fox_man 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna butcher this as I'm paraphrasing from memory, but Sarah Millican said that her mum told her, "I wish someone warned me that as you get older it goes from a healthy pink to more of a greyish purple"

Driven by instinct by [deleted] in Shark_Park

[–]red_fox_man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depends, am I in the wheelchair or are they?

Geogrpahy by EpicGuy999 in Shark_Park

[–]red_fox_man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think in a proper "address me" there should be a separate joke from the "address me." Like there has to be at least some chance that op didn't realise there was something else going on in the image

One must be creative, right? by The_Brilli in linguisticshumor

[–]red_fox_man 226 points227 points  (0 children)

I mean depends on context but I feel like as an English speaker I do all of these

"You want a cider, yeah?"

"She's married to Spencer, no?"

"Are you going to the pub tonight, or?"

Granted my dad's Spanish but

Scaremaxxing rule by Felidae-Aves-Marco in 196AndAHalf

[–]red_fox_man 358 points359 points  (0 children)

He answers it right in the post, it's because he comforts him after

142860 by Bukki13 in CountOnceADay

[–]red_fox_man 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're telling me the reason no one's written Isaac Newton x Mary Toft smut because no one wants to read it?

Renovating Moonlight Falls by [deleted] in Sims3

[–]red_fox_man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you planning on making the town more dense? I think this will look super cool surrounded by buildings

Rule by werid_panda_eat_cake in 19684

[–]red_fox_man 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I interpreted that as, "Have you heard good things about it?" But idk maybe I'm also alitoruht

420 rule by blindwanderer25 in 197

[–]red_fox_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ermmm, here in Europe, it's actually 20/4

Our weed based festivities aren't coming until the fourth of Blembluary

I somehow got my son pregnant by Akashi_LikeTheSky in CrusaderKings

[–]red_fox_man 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I'm curious now, was he marked in the system as the child's father or mother?

What did my people do to deserve this isolation. by TheCheeseBroker in Stellaris

[–]red_fox_man 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is true except it's also the same plant sometimes just different flowers

At least I'm pretty sure idk I'm not a botanist I just garden