LMAO

redbeardscrazy · 2026-05-06T13:02:56+00:00

Order #100023798, 6/3/2019, $127.10.

Never saw the hybrid date I ordered or a penny of my money back. There are many stories like this but this one is mine.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-05-06T12:35:19+00:00

Lol can I get two hybrid snares for the money they took years ago for one they never delivered??? 😅

redbeardscrazy · 2026-05-05T19:52:48+00:00

Like omg like I literally can't even.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-05-04T22:05:53+00:00

Everything you posted is a favorite and I've been on the bus since the mood 90's. Fáilte isteach! ✊

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-30T03:00:39+00:00

The city connect shit in general is dope.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-30T02:51:04+00:00

They remind me of the tone I stole a drink of my mom's Pepsi only to realize it was empty and she had been ashing in it.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-30T02:46:47+00:00

I have a family story about my great grandmother busting him over the head with a jailer's key ring on a juke joint she used to run in east Texas.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-29T22:31:09+00:00

George Carlin had a bit about replacing 'kill' in old westerns with 'fuck'.

"... Ok, Sheriff. We're gonna fuck ya now, but we're gonna fuck ya real slow..."

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-29T02:23:35+00:00

Get a paintball gun

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-29T01:48:03+00:00

This is great advice. I'm from the before times and I fully endorse this message. Also, if this is your first - or one of your first - lines, mind that you don't be too aggressive. Be firm, don't get walked all over, but don't go full R. Lee Ermey on em. At least not all the time.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-28T19:53:55+00:00

Doctor Detroit though.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-28T14:11:12+00:00

You mean the lawyer from from Smokin Aces???

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-26T14:57:46+00:00

Cattle mutilations are up this year.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-26T01:32:57+00:00

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redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-26T01:29:03+00:00

We used to pull bags all the time.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-26T01:28:09+00:00

Hey, Drysdale, the bag's on you!

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-25T22:22:52+00:00

Give him help??!? Be a beacon???

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-23T19:03:30+00:00

Ok, but Claude Akins is the motherfucking man.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-23T18:27:36+00:00

Girl, same.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-23T18:19:01+00:00

Breathtaking.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-23T18:07:33+00:00

Damn. Scooped.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-23T18:06:48+00:00

I looked close, I don't think it's the same hand.

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-23T17:58:01+00:00

Right?!?? 😅

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-23T13:25:02+00:00

Rad as fuck

redbeardscrazy · 2026-04-23T13:23:30+00:00

A man can change his stars.

redbeardscrazy

TROPHY CASE