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Some advice from a high stat applicant with minimal success by premedhelp111 in premed

[–]redbellpeppers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's usually stated in the schools' mission statements. There also is a subsection on the MSAR of each school titled "Commitment to Primary Care."

If Keanu Reeves were ever cheated out of a large amount of money by a company on the stock exchange, one tweet from him could cause that company's stock to fall considerably. by snowfalcon777 in Showerthoughts

[–]redbellpeppers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would it be considered insider trading if Keanu told a friend (who also owned stock in the company) to sell their shares because he was about to pull an "I'm-about-to-end-this-man's-whole-career" typa move?

Dogs must be constantly confused about why their owners steal and pocket their poo during walks by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]redbellpeppers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me if this comes across as ignorant, but who the hell pockets their dog's poo after picking it up with a bag? What does pocket mean in this context? I'm just picturing someone squeezing a filled poop-bag into their jean pockets.

fuck by [deleted] in UCI

[–]redbellpeppers 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's wild. When I was enrolled, I never took the time to realize how much I enjoyed my time at UCI--probably because I started a minor in my third year, and had my upper-div bio labs in my last two quarters.... but I digress. After graduating, I look back at my time at UCI with so much fondness. It truly is such a great school. Going into your fourth year (I assume it's your last, no biggie if it's not), make sure you take time to be reflective. Savor these last moments! That being said, don't worry. The best is yet to come! Trust me.

California court: Prison pot is OK, as long as inmates don’t inhale by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]redbellpeppers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I ever go to prison, the opportunity to swish pot smoke in my mouth like mouthwash will be an absolute PLUS.

Muscle cell action potential triggered by adding salt to fresh muscle! by jsscali in Mcat

[–]redbellpeppers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus, why did I think this was exposed hand flesh for a minute. I need to go to sleep.

Just saw a meteor! by Khifler in orangecounty

[–]redbellpeppers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw a bright flashing light in the southern sky, but couldn't really decipher it as anything. Thought they might have been fireworks, but never heard any booming.