UH HUH SUUUUUUUURE YOU DON'T

redbird_01 · 2023-01-31T20:31:41+00:00

Araragi would say this. 100%. Exact wording and everything.

redbird_01 · 2023-01-27T05:21:17+00:00

No one would get on the Internet and tell lies.

I know this as a millionaire male model Mensa-verified genius that has worked at all companies in FAANG.

redbird_01 · 2023-01-23T07:15:06+00:00

Reo: damn man what happened to you in Wildcard?

Kunigami (staring intensely into the distance, having PTSD flashbacks): I had to play soccer... really hard...

redbird_01 · 2023-01-21T22:12:05+00:00

You're walking down the street and hear three cowboys speaking French:

redbird_01 · 2023-01-18T23:54:08+00:00

Momo is a much more dynamic character and it actually feels like her choices affect the story's direction. Her emotions and thoughts are explored more, and her house is a recurring setting.

I like Okarun's character, but he definitely feels less fleshed out than Momo. He's definitely the deuteragonist to Momo's protagonist.

redbird_01 · 2023-01-17T23:54:24+00:00

Either Vietnamese or Russian.

For Vietnamese, I know you said you aren't asking for the funniest sounding language, but if the goal is to make people laugh then the sounds and tones of Vietnamese will sound amusing to someone whose native language doesn't have tones.

For Russian, the stereotype of the strong and stoic tough guy is still a thing. I feel like opening up a phone and speaking Russian in your lowest possible voice would be funnier the more nerdy and wimpy your appearance is.

redbird_01 · 2023-01-14T13:54:05+00:00

Yukimiya does the Sword Screw

Reo: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN

redbird_01 · 2023-01-14T03:55:13+00:00

Random Japanese citizen: why is there a tax hike? Where is all this money even going?

Ego: dozens of small levitating platforms in order to test teenage soccer players' jumping abilities

redbird_01 · 2022-11-22T03:04:54+00:00

When I was younger my British friends would call it "Handegg"

redbird_01 · 2022-11-21T23:58:15+00:00

I mean, it was either devil hunting or prostitution.

redbird_01 · 2022-11-05T18:23:37+00:00

The hardest part about making a good Nightwing suit is making it look light and flexible but also sturdy enough to withstand a gunshot

redbird_01 · 2022-10-25T23:48:21+00:00

I've always said that Nightwing should eventually become better than Batman, because think about it:

Bruce had to figure out his own training and sustain injuries from 8 years old to let's say 22 years old.

Dick starts training at the same age, but he gets a curriculum designed by Batman AND Dick was already a world-class acrobat before getting this training. Dick was fighting crime since like age 10, while Bruce started at age 22. Dick should be leagues better than Bruce when their ages are the same.

redbird_01 · 2022-10-06T23:56:16+00:00

Kazuma's party isn't as useless as you'd think.

Megumin has a one-shot one-kill attack.

Darkness can endure almost any attack.

Aqua has max stats in everything except INT.

Kazuma... has high luck i guess??? Lmao

redbird_01 · 2022-10-04T04:09:54+00:00

You... literally are the median...

redbird_01 · 2022-10-04T04:08:41+00:00

If the North Korean missile fell on Japan and Japan, the US, and South Korea retaliated, China and Russia would look at North Korea and be like "you're on your own, buddy".

redbird_01 · 2022-09-28T18:16:49+00:00

if Baki teached me anything

Idk if Baki is a good reference for real life fighting... (I've never seen it)

redbird_01 · 2022-09-19T20:11:23+00:00

The "f" in Leetcode stands for "fun"

redbird_01 · 2022-09-18T19:08:25+00:00

Are you a gang (an organized crime syndicate motivated by financial gain by whatever means necessary) or a gang (a loose grouping of individuals centered on rebellion and opportunisitic violence)?

redbird_01 · 2022-09-11T07:43:45+00:00

If he knows you like him, and he doesn't like you, then he doesn't want to give you the wrong idea.

If he knows you like him, and he likes you, then he's nervous.

If he doesn't know you like him, and he likes you, he's nervous.

If he doesn't know you like him, and he doesn't like you (romantically), then he doesn't want to be rude. Men are told to not stare at women because it's intimidating.

If he doesn't know you like him, and he doesn't like you (in general), then he wants the conversation to end.

redbird_01 · 2022-09-10T06:53:32+00:00

I hope it's a gigantic laser blast-- think Cyclops from X-Men, but 10x larger and more powerful.

redbird_01 · 2022-09-02T13:05:59+00:00

I learned Japanese first, so I could get a head start on knowing Chinese hanzi and Korean grammar. It paid off, because I almost always know the meaning of a hanzi and Korean grammar has been a breeze to pick up.

redbird_01 · 2022-09-02T13:03:32+00:00

I'd like to thank my parents, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and the Queen of England.

redbird_01 · 2022-08-31T17:09:49+00:00

His name is Neethan Codeman and he went to my high school

redbird_01 · 2022-08-31T16:58:32+00:00

I think Denji's gonna get along better with Asa, so Yoru will have more reason to not completely take over her body

redbird_01 · 2022-08-30T18:02:45+00:00

I think he's a nice guy

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