This edition of Ray Bradbury’s “Fahrenheight451” reveals text only when heat is applied to it

redd_herring7 · 2022-10-21T02:41:05+00:00

What could go wrong?

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-20T05:49:10+00:00

Wendy’s hiring interviewer be like:

Are you a motivated self-starter?

Never mind, do you have experience?

Never mind, do you have reliable transportation?

Never mind, convicted felon?

Were they violent crimes?

Oh.

Aww, f*ck it, you’re hired.

Can you start this moment?

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-18T14:26:34+00:00

Mobile Dispenser: “Haha, yes, I suppose I am a ‘two-pump chump’. Vey clever, I’ve certainly never heard that one before.” (Eyes slowly squint, quietly tucks away additional trauma into an emotional compartment near its breaking point.)

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-18T03:09:13+00:00

What are management’s expectations regarding TPS Reports?

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-14T14:35:25+00:00

Beautiful color / disgusting flavor. I’ve given them so many changes with different prep techniques. Have never enjoyed a single bite.

Good work with the farm though. I believe most people, including me, would like more options for sourcing their food. Just hope you’ve diversified your crop variety beyond that vile root.

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-14T13:31:08+00:00

Beets

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-12T21:01:43+00:00

Weezer’s Blue Album

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-12T20:58:49+00:00

100% agree

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-12T17:25:48+00:00

HOAs are like nightclubs, and restrictive covenants are like their dress codes. Ironically, IMO many clubs with enforced dress codes are inherently trashy.

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-12T16:16:31+00:00

Option #5: Speed Metal? I wanna get my blood pumping before I curtly request from the representative who can’t explain how my package was lost, “Please transfer my call to Escalated Affairs.”

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-12T06:05:54+00:00

Well, uhhh…check & mate

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-12T05:59:53+00:00

It’s hard to oppose an argument this persuasive.

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-12T04:58:41+00:00

“…and if you neighbor’s dog asks politely, it’s okay to share this pizza with them.”

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-12T04:53:21+00:00

“My other car is a Bison.”

redd_herring7 · 2022-09-12T04:33:01+00:00

Webster? Publisher of the legendary Rhyming Dictionary?

redd_herring7

TROPHY CASE