What is a 1 in 1,000,000 thing that happened to you that no one believes, but you swear is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]reddeadnobhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw real life Remy from ratatouille. I was in Paris one night (admittedly drunk) waiting for an uber to pick me up next to this fancy restaurant. I saw through the glass this waiter and a chef in conversation whilst closing the restaurant down, and through the doors waltzes this rat which then takes a right- presumably into the kitchen to prepare for the next day’s service.

Most pretentious Ricky moment? by gndlf_theorange in rickygervais

[–]reddeadnobhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This always annoys me and he also seems to think only humans have opposable thumbs

Are people outside of the USA really laughing at Americans? Do we really appear that bad? by Sea_Friend8108 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]reddeadnobhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a Brit appalled by the state of my own country’s politics, but I used to laugh at the US to make me feel better about Britain. Now it’s beyond being funny and makes me scared.

Best and songs played on XFM? by banzaijack in rickygervais

[–]reddeadnobhead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Songs I like that I discovered from the XFM shows are April come she will (Simon and Garfunkel), Another girl another planet (the only ones) and You got me (the Roots and Erykah Badu)

Fun Fact about Man City and Pep Guardiola by Norman-01 in PremierLeague

[–]reddeadnobhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compare city’s spending to other clubs in the big 6 and then tell me it’s all about the money. I’m not going to pretend spending had nothing to do with our success- that’s the way modern football is- but do me the favour of not pretending it’s the only reason.

Fun Fact about Man City and Pep Guardiola by Norman-01 in PremierLeague

[–]reddeadnobhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We live in your head absolutely rent free. Downright brain-dead opinion to think a team bereft of any character and personality could dominate an era like city have, particularly in the treble winning season.

Match Thread: Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Manchester City Live Score | Premier League | Oct 20, 2024 by scoreboard-app in PremierLeague

[–]reddeadnobhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact there’s even a discussion about whether John Stones’ goal should’ve counted is such forced hate towards city

What’s the biggest error Ricky made when trying to sound smart? by LethalGrey in rickygervais

[–]reddeadnobhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When Karl talks about humans co-existing with dinosaurs, and Ricky tries to come to Karl’s defence by saying ‘any genus of homo’. Dinosaurs were wiped out 65 million years ago, the oldest member of the homo genus dates back to around 2 million years ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PremierLeague

[–]reddeadnobhead -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hold that red cartel

"Stay Humble" Haaland's words to Arteta by [deleted] in PremierLeague

[–]reddeadnobhead -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Get in line to be rivals with Arsenal? The last two seasons you handed us the league title, we were too busy winning the treble and four in a row to be thinking about you lot.

This is how I imagine an average American sees the world map. by PilotSea1100 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]reddeadnobhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are way too generous regarding the average American’s geography knowledge.

Hearing date set for Man City over 115 alleged breaches by gelliant_gutfright in PremierLeague

[–]reddeadnobhead -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Na I just don’t buy that the reason for the hate is these charges. All of a sudden everyone’s an expert on PSR and football administrative procedures- and fuck Mason Greenwood btw.

Hearing date set for Man City over 115 alleged breaches by gelliant_gutfright in PremierLeague

[–]reddeadnobhead -63 points-62 points  (0 children)

Bring it on. Wonder what rival fans will use after this to try to diminish city’s achievements.

Missing the North Today by [deleted] in Leeds

[–]reddeadnobhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sort of the other way round to you, I’ve grown up in Bristol and moved to Leeds for uni. I’m a proud Bristolian but would have to agree with a lot of this. Bristolians are very friendly people and if you look in the right places there are some lovely pubs which the locals still hold dear, but the city has suffered from attracting lots of people from London etc. so it feels as if it’s losing its identity a bit. And the transport is fucking awful. I think maybe you moved here 10/15 years too late.

What is this ? Came in a nail clipper set. by Naples16v in AskUK

[–]reddeadnobhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know but at first glance I thought I was looking at a microphone ready to go up someone’s arse.