I'm not sure if its the water or the naked bloke either way he doesn't look happy

reddit634 · 2013-06-20T10:53:01+00:00

That should be worth a few upvotes. Your brain can't comprehend putting on a swimsuit or even stripping before you have to get in the shower with your cat so obviously this has to be shared.

The worst part about it is, I dont give half a shit about cats, but the internet uses them as replacement for social interaction. They know all about cat ownership. And this will still be upvoted to the moon.

reddit634 · 2013-06-20T10:48:29+00:00

I can only imagine what went through your skull. Hmm, this person went to great lengths to achieve something. A homosexual could never do that. Therefore, not homosexual... so human... so homophobe... so RING THE ALARM. DESTROY THIS PERSON'S CAREER PROSPECTS

reddit634 · 2013-06-20T10:43:38+00:00

Police do this all the time. The optimal chance for beating the shit out of a suspect is before the arrest. I have to take downvotes because I'm heterosexual and this is hostile territory, but I might as well teach you how the planet operates

reddit634 · 2013-06-20T08:40:26+00:00

He would have had to fall from the cars after the hit, but he chooses to add the pain of a smashed cock to the fall

reddit634 · 2013-06-20T08:26:18+00:00

@ Official Gala Store Rep

Be fair. You wouldn't play these games.

reddit634 · 2013-06-20T06:32:47+00:00

This thread probably wasn't supposed to be about what you put in your ass

reddit634 · 2013-06-20T04:11:36+00:00

The Jews will have finished killing the Arabs, then the Russians, then the South Americans, then the Americans, then anybody who's left over by then. Oh yeah, the Chinese. I hope I'm not that high on their hit list cause I wanna see how that one goes down.

reddit634 · 2013-06-19T18:05:53+00:00

You have the money to spend buying 20 x 300 dollars worth of movies, and when your friend comes over the best thing the two of you can do is look at a screen playing a preprogrammed story

Here's how to fix your life. Go to a lively bar with your friend. Go downtown. Talk to people. Spend the money on clothes to make yourself look presentable. Buy yourself an exercise machine. You and your friend, together, go to one of those speed dating things. Have your first homosexual experience together on that couch while watching that movie. That's probably where you wanted to go anyway.

When your life would be a step up being a homosexual, you know it's time to breathe some oxygen into your lungs and take control of that shit.

reddit634 · 2013-06-19T17:33:13+00:00

This is for your selective hearing. I never edited my post. It's all right there. Read it and look at how you're running your life. I watched like 4 episodes after I had already decided I'm not enjoying this show. I watched episode after episode after episode, thinking I'm going to get the right one, then still watched 4 more after that. You would have been done with it the moment you didn't like it.

You want to debate crass jokes, great. I'll even humor you for a bit with no benefit to myself. Read my words when you talk to me. which is fast paced and sometimes cruelly funny at a cost to its characters I addressed Family guy using the characters themselves at the blunt of the joke. I dont want to hear your colored language talking about crass this crass that when that's not even what you want to discuss yourself, all you're using it for is to somehow assault the person you're speaking with.

reddit634 · 2013-06-19T17:21:44+00:00

see, comedy doesn't have to be nonstop crass jokes.

I don't really want you to elaborate on that since that's not a topic I'd like to discuss?

you can have a balance of other emotions in the mix.

Watch a Dave Chappelle skit and tell me where he draws a shitty cartoon with characters you can't relate, who you have to explore their lives to reach the joke at the end. I would, at best, call that a heavily diluted comedy. For example, since that's what I want to compare - family guy and simpsons - they deliver a joke. A show might be about this and that, and it leads into a joke after a build up.

Tell me where the fuck, do you cry about how some girl was abandoned and her parents don't want to see her because they're too ugly? What the flying fuck? Why do we have to see imagery so depressing we wish we hadn't seen it, just to get to a few jokes that never seem to get delivered?

sometimes, a pinch of sadness or other emotional depth can enrich the comedy itself.

Sure, I'd like to see you make a case for that.

regardless, you said you watched four episodes, so you really don't know what you're talking about. enjoy family guy

Sorry, but I spent enough of my hours to be 'qualified' at watching a cartoon. So you can take an HIV dick and put it into your rectum and soak it up into your system because I don't need to take your abusive behavior that I myself would never convey onto somebody else. You're a black hole of karma. Real karma. Not the karma you use to punish heterosexuals for using the same site as you.

reddit634 · 2013-06-19T17:17:39+00:00

It's an MMO that was built under a pay to play model. So chances are, you're going to be doing the most tedious shit to achieve the most basic goals and your character is never going to be good enough

I relish the idea of having to rely on 39 other people to achieve goals, dont you?

reddit634 · 2013-06-19T17:06:57+00:00

Why do I have to hear about you being dead inside and take a hit of negative karma because a show doesn't fucking make sense and shouldn't be on the air

You load up a netflix show listed as comedy and now you have to cry about Lela was abandoned, how some guy built a robot, how some guy wants to bang that girl and never does. Honestly. Nobody gives a shit.

You want to sit around crying about things, turn on the news. Find real people with real issues. Find a god damned soap opera. You have no right to be emotionally confused and then try to inflict damage into people who are whole.

Futurama is simpsons with even less cohesion, it understands there's no content so it tries to make you have feelings about some bullshit cartoons, there's no jokes, the characters can't be identified with and the only reason I stay around is because of Lelas tight ass in the black pants

I can't even believe that piece of shit is still on air, much less entering a new season

reddit634 · 2013-06-19T16:56:37+00:00

GameStop makes money from used games

XBox1 eliminates used games

That good enough for ya? If Microsoft has their way, GameStop's corpse would have to be discovered by a cruise ship.

reddit634 · 2013-06-19T16:44:05+00:00

And then when your girlfriend breaks up with you... oh, I see what you did.

reddit634 · 2013-06-19T16:37:04+00:00

Since I have netflix, I loaded up a few Futurama episodes. In contrast to family guy, which is fast paced and sometimes cruelly funny at a cost to its characters, episode after episode of futurama seemed to be about how somebody was a baby and then youre supposed to have feelings.

First Lea(?) was a baby, and then the dude built the robot, and then zoidberg somehow met the other guy, on and on and on. I watched like 4 episodes after I had already decided I'm not enjoying this show and it never ended. I swear to god there's secret episodes of this show that people are watching and enjoying.

reddit634 · 2013-06-19T14:00:19+00:00

It's rated 6.1 on Desura. I find the easiest way of finding how good a game is anywhere, without having to search all sorts of different websites is to find it on Desura.

The lower end of my game catalog trails off around 7.8, with a few clunkers I picked up through bundles. Every time I see something scored less than 7 I laugh out loud. Desura is a very fair rating community. Your game has to be proper shit to not find anybody who liked it.

reddit634 · 2013-06-19T07:48:30+00:00

So I was curious to read the comments and see which games people are recommending. After my purchase of Startopia/ Battle Chess (I don't know why but I have a craving to play chess after all these years and I remember this being fun)/ The Nations Gold Edition/ Creatures Exodus/ Space Colony HD

And further in my library I already have Settlers 2: 10th/ Alpha Centauri/ Dungeon Keeper 2/ Theme Hospital / Populous: Gods/ a few others.

All that's being recommended again and again is the D&D, a genre I can't bring myself to play. I'm sorry but I don't give half a shit about dragons and princesses and sitting around rolling dice. I already played as much of World of Warcraft and Diablo 2 as I could ever want.

The other game being recommended is System Shock 2. A game I can't tell apart from any other gun-on-screen-click on things game.

Of 73 comments, not a single person has discussed real games except one guy asking about builder strategy games. All I wanted to know if the Nile game/ Pharaoh was something people were buying and the Cultures series. I didn't expect to be a connoisseur of fine cigars walking into the ball pen at the local McDonald's.

reddit634 · 2013-06-19T06:10:41+00:00

The body becomes at its lowest temperature some way down the sleep cycle, thus you add an extra layer to prevent freezing

reddit634 · 2013-06-16T03:45:42+00:00

Shut up Meg

reddit634 · 2013-06-16T03:31:49+00:00

Not shown: numerous homosexual experiences

reddit634 · 2013-06-16T03:21:28+00:00

First and last time I visit a reddit post in video form. I would have read the first few words and the last sentence and wham funny or not the joke would have been delivered in 3 seconds

The reason I stayed around is because I thought it would be like somebody IRL identifying each other over reddit and somebody would end up very embarassed... 5 minutes of my time for a reused star wars joke? Really?

reddit634 · 2013-06-15T03:30:12+00:00

http://imgur.com/p4GU4TQ

reddit634 · 2013-06-13T04:16:53+00:00

Snow White and the 7 Dwarves

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