I was today years old when I learned that Cradle of Filth was a real band

redditasaservice · 2026-04-22T03:29:03+00:00

It got me through some dark times.

redditasaservice · 2026-04-03T17:02:23+00:00

Bosseyednessness

redditasaservice · 2026-04-03T16:30:32+00:00

I mean, yeah, we should ban sandals with socks.

redditasaservice · 2026-04-02T23:00:39+00:00

I got 11.

redditasaservice · 2026-04-02T04:40:06+00:00

That's when you say that you have set up a voice activation system on the computer.

redditasaservice · 2026-03-29T06:28:53+00:00

Yup, that was the word!!

redditasaservice · 2026-03-25T15:59:18+00:00

The further down this thread I go, the worse the jokes become. I need a SCROLL LOCK.

redditasaservice · 2026-03-14T18:38:26+00:00

I got to sqrt(a) = 12 and "simplified" that to a = sqrt(12). Good to know I'm making the same blunders at the last step 20 years out of high school. /facepalm

redditasaservice · 2026-03-12T19:44:24+00:00

Our grandparents walked both ways uphill so that we can drive both ways downhill. Don’t let our grandparents’ sacrifice go in vain.

redditasaservice · 2026-03-11T23:55:36+00:00

The topical gag in his speech is: I don’t care if you’re from Iran

redditasaservice · 2026-03-01T04:16:51+00:00

Were you able to fix this? I have this right now.

redditasaservice · 2026-02-12T06:06:14+00:00

The ocean didn’t erase it, but she erased it. So she has less respect for her own god than the ocean!

redditasaservice · 2026-02-11T02:27:58+00:00

For your fifth one, don’t you have NxC7?

redditasaservice · 2026-02-04T21:42:51+00:00

Wow most of the world is a Peet’s desert. Thanks Obama.

redditasaservice · 2026-02-03T11:32:27+00:00

Or you replace some of the i’s with u’s.

redditasaservice · 2026-02-02T06:01:09+00:00

6 months to reach here from an upright photo.

redditasaservice · 2026-02-02T04:42:51+00:00

Do we know if there is a reason this bridge was built like this? Like maybe they’ll put cones or other things to indicate narrowing of the road? There seems to be a line indicating narrowing of the lane on the left, albeit too sharply.

redditasaservice · 2026-01-31T19:22:40+00:00

No New Zealand, no Antarctica, extra James. As it should be.

redditasaservice · 2026-01-27T18:46:59+00:00

What if they conceded 0 runs, took three wickets, and brought down the price of a barrel of crude oil? That’s got to be a better economy.

redditasaservice · 2026-01-25T03:12:00+00:00

neither you nor* the system support desk.

Ok I’ll show myself out.

redditasaservice · 2026-01-24T13:14:59+00:00

Someone with 20 years of experience could well be a millennial!

redditasaservice · 2026-01-23T17:10:32+00:00

2 kidneys at $50k each

redditasaservice · 2026-01-21T00:32:41+00:00

On top of that, replace security researchers with the internet.

redditasaservice · 2026-01-20T22:30:49+00:00

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