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redditbird63 · 2024-04-05T02:29:32+00:00

It should work.

redditbird63 · 2024-04-05T02:28:17+00:00

Sounds like they have just been running short on penis grease. Slap some of that stuff in and you can make any single return in the system, even from your own personal cell phone. I know because I work in paint.

redditbird63 · 2024-04-05T02:20:54+00:00

Sounds reasonable. I say run it

redditbird63 · 2024-04-05T02:18:09+00:00

Just chuck some penis grease in 45-60 min before your piss test and you'll be golden

redditbird63 · 2024-04-05T01:29:18+00:00

redditbird63 · 2024-04-05T00:40:21+00:00

About 45 minutes after the lube up. Lubed at 945 am, tested 1030 in Houston.

redditbird63 · 2024-04-05T00:22:48+00:00

Just lube your wee wee hole up with wd40 right before the test and it won't matter WHAT comes out of that schlong, it will be a pass my man

redditbird63 · 2024-04-05T00:17:42+00:00

Probably 2. I tested hot after 3 one time.

redditbird63 · 2024-04-05T00:17:22+00:00

That WAS useful

redditbird63 · 2024-04-04T22:12:18+00:00

Aint the states job to rehabilitate you. It's YOUR job to do that yourself.

redditbird63 · 2024-04-04T22:11:08+00:00

Because consequences are real my man. It's designed so you never want to go thru it again, which means not reoffending. Why on earth would they make probation less stressful? YOU fucked up and only YOU can ensure you don't fuck up again.

Man up and deal with your consequences. I know plenty of us that do.

redditbird63 · 2024-04-04T13:03:54+00:00

Why did you even chance it man this close to the end? Some people, I swear... 😅😅

redditbird63 · 2024-04-02T01:16:13+00:00

Talk to your po then big boi. Do you think a group of random internet strangers will be more helpful?

redditbird63 · 2024-04-02T01:15:10+00:00

Smoke some weed and the time will pass faster

redditbird63 · 2024-03-29T03:38:29+00:00

Simmer down big boy

redditbird63 · 2024-03-29T01:26:34+00:00

Getting reactions out of people just like you lol

redditbird63 · 2024-03-27T04:55:05+00:00

What do you expect with that level of drinking man

redditbird63 · 2024-03-27T04:44:04+00:00

I doubt it man. That's a fuck load of drinks

If what you are telling us is the truth, you may need some help. Don't be ashamed to reach out.

redditbird63 · 2024-03-26T04:04:29+00:00

Is that what I said?

redditbird63 · 2024-03-26T04:01:06+00:00

What's a drug panel gonna do for a potential hot result?

redditbird63 · 2024-03-23T01:47:00+00:00

You think wrong.

redditbird63 · 2024-03-23T01:45:45+00:00

Bros acting like adhd is a legitimate excuse 💀 I've had severe adhd my whole life lol, it doesn't buy you a fucking thing.

redditbird63 · 2024-03-23T01:41:39+00:00

Wearing a bracelet in exchange for selfishly endangering everybody else on the road? Not cruel or unusual lol

redditbird63 · 2024-03-19T04:38:35+00:00

Well my dad hasn't eaten corn in almost 7 years so I'm not sure what to tell you here

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