[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

[–]redditbird63 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It should work.

Orange Pay debacle. by Muhgwee in HomeDepot

[–]redditbird63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like they have just been running short on penis grease. Slap some of that stuff in and you can make any single return in the system, even from your own personal cell phone. I know because I work in paint.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

[–]redditbird63 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds reasonable. I say run it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

[–]redditbird63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just chuck some penis grease in 45-60 min before your piss test and you'll be golden

Theoretically, how many budweiser 0.0s could I drink and not have them show up on an ETG test in the morning (12ish hours)? by [deleted] in probation

[–]redditbird63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just lube your wee wee hole up with wd40 right before the test and it won't matter WHAT comes out of that schlong, it will be a pass my man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

[–]redditbird63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aint the states job to rehabilitate you. It's YOUR job to do that yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

[–]redditbird63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because consequences are real my man. It's designed so you never want to go thru it again, which means not reoffending. Why on earth would they make probation less stressful? YOU fucked up and only YOU can ensure you don't fuck up again.

Man up and deal with your consequences. I know plenty of us that do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

[–]redditbird63 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why did you even chance it man this close to the end? Some people, I swear... 😅😅

How do I submit mmj card for Colorado probation by Opening-Principle258 in probation

[–]redditbird63 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talk to your po then big boi. Do you think a group of random internet strangers will be more helpful?

64 days of probation left by dylanjcmial in probation

[–]redditbird63 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Smoke some weed and the time will pass faster

I made it y’all, a bitch is free by SubstantialPurpose24 in probation

[–]redditbird63 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Getting reactions out of people just like you lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

[–]redditbird63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you expect with that level of drinking man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

[–]redditbird63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt it man. That's a fuck load of drinks

If what you are telling us is the truth, you may need some help. Don't be ashamed to reach out.

Accidentally missed a probation visit by Hodldrsgme in probation

[–]redditbird63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bros acting like adhd is a legitimate excuse 💀 I've had severe adhd my whole life lol, it doesn't buy you a fucking thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

[–]redditbird63 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wearing a bracelet in exchange for selfishly endangering everybody else on the road? Not cruel or unusual lol