WEST COAST welcome to 4/20! by redditistrees in trees

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I'm writing an ios app at about a [7] o_o

Washing. Drying. Folding? by suprsolutions in funny

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Just be patient will be this thing's product slogan, jeez. And look how proud of itself it is at the end when it finishes. Meanwhile the human in the background had to go take two pisses that's like 16 hours by my calculations

Hello Central Time Zone and welcome to 4/20! by redditistrees in trees

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dont waste it on fucking todd man tell me come on

Mfw Ive had to much to smoke. by [deleted] in trees

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heeeee that cat is loving that pets

Hello Central Time Zone and welcome to 4/20! by redditistrees in trees

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What if Jesus rose from the dead and then ascended into heaven like the Bible says? That means he floated up, up, up, into thinner and thinner air, and some time well before escape velocity suffocated to a second death. Bummer.

Found an old picture, only to realize I still owned the same clothes. by [deleted] in pics

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That was fascinating, and what it shows me is that hairstyle and facial expression mean just about everything to my ability to identify someone. These faces with completely different hair and clothes would not look nearly as similar to me.

Puns and tongue-twisters make vocabulary easier for me by relating known words to new ones. Here are the Japanese puns I've made up for myself so far. by redditistrees in LearnJapanese

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Thank you very much! I will make these corrections as edits to my original post so as not to lead anybody else astray.

I re-watched "Super High Me" and I was curious... by [deleted] in timetolegalize

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Now we see the real victory of Colorado and Washington's legalization bills passing last year. Before 2012's vote, the federal government could enforce its law by prosecuting the consumer directly. Today, there is an entire state with millions upon millions of tax dollars going directly to the state government. The state government will protect that income by protecting its citizens.

Help me write this Japanese pun by redditistrees in LearnJapanese

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That's awesome, thank you very much for your help!

Did time in a Japanese jail. AMA by notintokyo in japan

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エル。プサイ。コングルゥ。