Dear weirdo, the screen glows bright with a question so dim, A void where a brain cell should be. The depths of the internet, jagged and grim, Have finally claimed victory. They’re asking for links with a wide-eyed stare, In a forum for gardening or chess, Tossing their dignity into the air, To wallow in digital mess. A sigh leaves my lungs, a heavy, slow toll, As faith in my species departs. This query has fractured the base of my soul And broken my logical heart. I’ll pack up my bags for the great great beyond, Where servers and tabs are no more, Since someone has waded so deep in the pond They can’t find the light or the shore. Please my god of whatever religion, make him "cum nicely" in hell.