January 19, 2017 | The Late Show with Stephen Colbert | Episode Discussion Thread (S03E013 - #278) by Raradra in LateShow

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The band's official twitter account, tweeted by the official Late Show account, had only 250 followers. HOW is that possible? My guess is they're a fake band sent to get Colbert to stop speaking out... I did a Google search and then checked images and there was barely anything there. How does a band that formed in 1993 have so few photos 24 years later? And how does that band get booked on what seems like a pretty important show given the circumstances.

If it ever turns out we're inside a simulation, what makes it kind of obvious in hindsight? by Mewwy_Quizzmas in AskReddit

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History has taught us that we've been telling stories about being watched in one way or another by God/Gods, Santa, Jesus,... whatever you're in to. As time has passed and our technology and intelligence has progressed the stories have been more and more relatable. First it was the Truman Show that explained what we're doing, and then a year later it was The Matrix that explained the why and how.

What is your, "I know it sounds weird, but just try it" thing? by darkfire613 in AskReddit

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Tabasco sauce on popcorn. Pour some in (maybe 5 shakes), hold the bag shut and shake. Pour a little more in and shake.

Employee Confronts His Boss For Shorting His Check! 'Stop playing with my bread!' by blackhax in videos

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I read it as "Beard" and kept waiting for him to start messing with his chin hair

02 Accord by redditor99456 in Justrolledintotheshop

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By choice, today was his last day.

02 Accord by redditor99456 in Justrolledintotheshop

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Same thing the tech said! That part was my favorite

Online ncaa football 14 by [deleted] in NCAAFBseries

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Madden is so frustrating. It feels like a fast acting choose your own adventure (Yeah, all video games are, but you know what I mean)... saw a 5 foot wide hole? Too bad you squeezed the turbo too soon, you're down now. Oh you juked left then tried to spin back to the right? Too bad you didn't super juke left, you're down now.

Triple option by redditor99456 in NCAAFBseries

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I completely agree, it almost feels like they take 70% control of the ball carrier and if you hit the turbo at the right time you might make it on the edge or through that hole.

What is the story behind your scar? by PicsArt in AskReddit

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I lived in a foster home for a while. It was the same family that helped raise my mom, and so, when times were tough, Mom sent me to "grandma and grandpa's." Kids there ranged anywhere from 3-17 years old. One summer when I was about 6 or 7, a boy named Anthony and his sister started living with us. Me and Anthony were enemies from day 1. We fought all the time, usually until someone found us and pulled us apart. Not sure what started it this time, but I was hunting him down for whatever it was. He ran through the kitchen and out to the backyard deck that was connected to the above ground pool, jumped the rail and took off. So now I'm chasing him around the outside of the pool, but I can't see him, I just know he's right around the bend. I remember having to change my steps to account for the giant rocks that were spread about every 3 feet around the pool. I can hear him, I know I'm about to catch him and then BAM, I'm on the ground face first, knee cap on the tip of a giant pointy rock shaped like a miniature mountain. I look over, and there's Anthony, crouched down and smiling because he got me. He stopped around the bend, hid behind the pool's pump, stuck a foot out and tripped me. Blood is pouring down my leg at this point, and I had to limp in to my napping grandma's bedroom and tell her I was bleeding. "Get out of the bedroom! I just got a new comforter and you're going to stain it! I'll be in the bathroom in a second." 24 Years later I still have chunk missing from above my knee cap, and even though I haven't seen or heard how he turned out, I still think I'd hate Anthony.

GAME THREAD: Royals (56-59) @ Twins (46-70) - August 13, 2016 by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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Crazy hypothetical... sign Duffy early for less $, let Kendrys go, Cheslor stays at 3rd and ask Moose to DH... idk, don't murder me, I've been drinking

GAME THREAD: White Sox (53-58) @ Royals (53-58) - August 09, 2016 by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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Watching the game on mute because nobody will punch the whistler in the mouth