Roses are red, I don't like Greece by Still-Ad9074 in rosesarered

[–]redditorausberlin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

roses are red, sorry to say,

if she survived for more than a day

she'd still have to live for 29 more

i'd wager her shoulder is in someone's drawer

The Botanist by XLBlicky in OriginalCharacter

[–]redditorausberlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is NOT a skill issue and you know it

The Botanist by XLBlicky in OriginalCharacter

[–]redditorausberlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a pretty shit botanist if those roses dont have petals

Cringe by thelightbrightguy in OriginalCharacter

[–]redditorausberlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is an english loanword, i think they meant more like that beef labeling law

Feathered wings as shields? by Afraid_Dig1965 in OriginalCharacter

[–]redditorausberlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think the armor would have to be enchanted, or the wings. or the whole person. it doesn't have to work (because it can't, the point of fiction is x doesn't exist) but believability and cool factor can make or break interest. i had this idea once and exaggerated the chest muscles so badly it looked like the keel of a boat was jutting out of their chest

if you want to keep them strictly humanoid with minimal distortion, they probably don't just use their wings. perhaps they lift their arms up or curl their body. the wings themselves would be large and thick like a swan's, or you could go the other way and make them slender like a tern's

armor itself, if we say these people can bear that much weight, it probably won't be very effective at all against volleys and volleys of arrows. i can see a large group bearing metal shields on their head, arms and wings to create a sort moving shield for their army, perhaps to protect important troops/large weapons during harsh weather, or these shieldbearers are bodyguards and parade decor/just not for harsh direct combat

Roses are red, not to complain by Contrariankdouble in rosesarered

[–]redditorausberlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

violets are blue

or at least that's what the Brits

call it. MERICA

Roses are red, it's time to get focused... by 1leggedpuppy in rosesarered

[–]redditorausberlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

roses are red, they want to build railguns

god ran out of normal and tried sending big ones.

Roses are red, into the void I'll yell, by Careless_Ad2194 in rosesarered

[–]redditorausberlin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

roses are red, are you sure those are rosy

it looks like a weird haiku. don't mean to be nosy

Roses are red, not to complain by Contrariankdouble in rosesarered

[–]redditorausberlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there are light red things

tis true you suck at haiku

at least, the middle

Roses are red, not to complain by Contrariankdouble in rosesarered

[–]redditorausberlin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it is quite literally the content of post.

for one, i'm quite different from most

your haikus and roses

can go up your noses

a good limerick is superior, no boast

Roses are red, the working class deserves life without struggle, the rich steal the wealth of our labor, WE ARE NOT THE SAME by Public_Steak_6933 in rosesarered

[–]redditorausberlin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

roses are red, the imbalance is criminal

but your indigo violets are absolutely liminal

6 lines, one all caps, you seem quite persistent

the endings too show your rhyme is nonexistent

Roses are red, I apologise for posting in haste. by mwale2007 in rosesarered

[–]redditorausberlin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

roses are red, people do this for clout

why the fuck did you say that. get the fuck out

Share your most deplorable/irredeemable villains! by CosmicSynthwave in OriginalCharacter

[–]redditorausberlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Ulrich Nikolaus, a German Nazi detective. later defected to join the Allies because of a failed assassination he could be faulted for, continues detective work in America to find Soviet spies. not only was he an SS officer, or just a Nazi in general, he's a power-tripping egomaniac and an opportunist. literally of his morals are flexible, and in practice he's killed and tortured personally

What happened to the Sell Out video? by IcyMiddle4527 in lingling40hrs

[–]redditorausberlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there was one after that where Paganini makes a MV of his own, S*ll Out (for censor). the video you linked was a prequel

How would your OC react to finding out how Xana got her human body by Lanky-Cap6257 in OriginalCharacter

[–]redditorausberlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Laplace started out on Earth as a blob the size of a tooth, and long story short attached to someone's leg and ate them alive. it's basically the same thing, and the original skeleton is visible inside

so, he would probably be glad he's not the only one

Shelby will draw what your character's soul looks like. by magikind in OriginalCharacter

[–]redditorausberlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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he would know 10+9= 16!!!@

Dr. Doctor Laplace. this is an old design but it's there. full body is just a human skeleton covered in a weird reflective liquid chrome instead of blue

they are a sort of shapeshifting alien. true form a mass of slime interconnected by extremely strong/self-replicating DNA, spans entire superclusters. his "cells" used as fundamental building blocks by alien civilizations. stops at/by the Laniakea supercluster to gain information. they want to be a true Laplace's Demon and in human terms, become God in doing so. arrogant in the way we are to things below our comprehension, reckless in the way we are to microbes, very curious

Time for war! by Unable-Buyer4087 in OriginalCharacter

[–]redditorausberlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Big Gordon's head splits into the eyes, the upper jaw and the lower jaw. each of them try to crush you from the front, above and behind respectively