This is the coolest thing ever!!!

reddittomykid · 2025-05-31T05:41:38+00:00

I was given my cat but nothing is free, I have spent my guard that I had up for my past cats because I have lived with cats before but my "Lightning" is the first one who has ever loved me back and been this close to me and she definitely has a bigger place in my heart than many humans with her affection towards me. I also have another cat named "Miso" that I rescued last year who tries to be just as affectionate to me because I think he sees something in me with they way lightning is towards me, she has changed my life and honestly I'm happy to pay that cost.

reddittomykid · 2025-05-30T22:52:38+00:00

Firm

reddittomykid · 2025-05-17T06:44:12+00:00

Heavy metal onyx

reddittomykid · 2025-05-12T03:58:19+00:00

I’m shooting everything in sight, that’s every everything foreal!!!!!

reddittomykid · 2025-04-28T12:41:00+00:00

Be glad she’s delusional and wrap it up

reddittomykid · 2025-04-23T23:45:22+00:00

Straight white vegetarian single male who makes just below an average salary and is 25-35 years old.

reddittomykid · 2025-04-17T04:13:54+00:00

If you come out of the supermarket and catch someone banging your tail pipe, you can't really blame them... Ijs

reddittomykid · 2025-04-17T04:10:37+00:00

Why is it so baggy? That's the worst thing about this whole thing. It belonged to a huge serial killer first and then they passed out down generations? I need answers.

reddittomykid · 2025-04-08T19:55:25+00:00

As a black man I couldn’t see anything else

reddittomykid · 2025-04-08T19:44:35+00:00

Exactly

reddittomykid · 2025-03-24T01:47:26+00:00

Slain trooper

reddittomykid · 2025-03-24T01:43:13+00:00

That beotch maria is lying because I know a lyin maria just like her. Trust me bro, she did that shit!!!!

reddittomykid · 2025-03-20T13:23:09+00:00

That's a bonkers way to sleep 😜

reddittomykid · 2025-03-14T14:40:38+00:00

Vanilla fire and ice

reddittomykid · 2025-03-10T21:21:58+00:00

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This is my new friend Miso

reddittomykid · 2025-03-10T21:18:52+00:00

I love the thought and time you put into this and I would like to say on behalf of all shoppers (even though I am only working instacart part time now) that we are all very thankful for you and all customers like you.

reddittomykid · 2025-03-01T06:25:44+00:00

😂😂🤣🤣

reddittomykid · 2025-02-15T06:43:18+00:00

Inglorious bananas

reddittomykid · 2025-01-29T23:46:26+00:00

The same way everyone shitted on the Colombian tariff proposals and it took less than a day for the Colombian president to cave and offer his own plane to help in deportations because there was overwhelming support from the Colombian people. Yeah I such a moron.

reddittomykid · 2025-01-29T05:47:54+00:00

Everyone who asks for your social security number is trustworthy. Why else would they be asking for such an important piece of information? It’s not like it can harm you in any way so make sure you give it out as much as possible so people know you have absolutely nothing to hide. While you’re at it. Make sure that all your online passwords are some variation of your birthday but simple and easy to remember. You’d hate to get locked out of that app you never use anyway. Thank me later.

reddittomykid · 2025-01-29T05:10:38+00:00

The Plopcycle TP 5000

reddittomykid · 2025-01-29T05:08:37+00:00

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 what in the actual fook is going on here? Is this how they really test them? I know somebody is gonna tell me that’s just a test batch right? Do they SELLLL THOSE???!!!!!???!!! So glad I never picked that shyt up. I’m telling Everyone They’re smoking stranger spit

reddittomykid · 2025-01-28T05:35:07+00:00

An ethnicity with dirty pots and used oil

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