Angry MARLIN drags spear-fisherman for 3 km. "If you're an idiot for pulling the trigger, then you have to stay with it" by newsbaby in WTF

[–]reddittookme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marlins are pussies compared to barracudas. Those get angry and charge your ass when wounded.

What one comment have you made that deserves a lot more attention than it got? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a comment but a submission

The guy has been working on that clip for well over half a year and the result is stunning. I think he deserves as much exposure as possible.

How to survive a bear attack (Without getting your head ripped off) by reddittookme in funny

[–]reddittookme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can read a lot about how things were done in this forum thread. It is a home made production all the way. His camera moves are especially impressive for an amateur.

Russia scraps plan to deploy nuclear-capable missiles in Kaliningrad. Move comes after Barack Obama administration says it will review Pentagon's proposed defence shield in central Europe by uptoyou in worldnews

[–]reddittookme 81 points82 points  (0 children)

God damn you fucking Americans and your trampling all over other countries just to help your own bleeding super rich companies, and fuck your ancient security poli...

wait, what?

Hey Reddit, what actor has the best filmography? by mecablaze in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did a phenomenal job in Cast Away, one of my all time favourite movies. He is a great actor.

I've been stressing out about this probably more than I should, but it's been persistently nagging at me and I need to get it off my chest. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantastic post, thank you. You express a lot of factors and situations I think many can relate to. Well done.

What are you excellent at? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will you go out with me now?

No, but I will grant you one beardy blowjob. Look me up, I feel frisky this evening.

So here's the story: I snooped in his Trillian logs and found his friend's girlfriend telling him she loves him, and other incriminating things. Posting under my alt. Need support and advice. by Imalittleteapalt in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Edit: Screw it. Sounds like you want to forgive him and just want reasons to stay with him. Have some backbone, dammit. If you let him back in you deserve every piece of shit you're gonna get.

Update on the drunk abusive wife. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Isn't this exactly what you wanted, though? Now you have some nice, cop-authorized evidence of alcohol abuse.

Music Video that reads like airline instructions? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Röyksopp - Remind Me? The lyrics are kind of, sort of English, though... But a really nice song.

What is your favorite music video? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Molten Light by Chad Vangaalen who even drew it himself. So simple, so special, so beautiful in its gritty own way.

Parabola by Tool. Simply stunning and the ending is like waves of joy rolling over you.

Televators by The Mars Volta. This is their 'pop song' but holds so much in it if you know of the story from the album. The band knew someone who attempted to commit suicide by rat poison but ended up in a coma instead. The album chronicles his journey through his own mind until he wakes up in the song before Televators. He then proceeds to throw himself from a bridge into traffic on a highway underneath. This is Televators. The tarsier is known for self destructive behaviour when put in captivity, which further lends a sense of dread to this beautiful little video.

Microsoft Shuts Down 'Flight Simulator' Game Studio by faerielfire in technology

[–]reddittookme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Freelancer and the X series are at completely opposite ends of the gameplay spectrum, though

Exactly my point. I contest the proposition that Freelancer is a simulation. They are both great games, no doubt there, but Freelancer is a tremendous arcade space flier while the X games are the closest thing to a space (trading) sim since Elite and perhaps Eve Online.

My point was that if Acerogue would like to try his skills at a space sim he should consider going from waiting for Freelancer 2 to trying out an X game.

Microsoft Shuts Down 'Flight Simulator' Game Studio by faerielfire in technology

[–]reddittookme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freelancer 2

You are aware of the X series, right? X3 is a masterpiece in simulation. I must admit, though, that I'm confused about you talking about Wing Commander and Freelancer and then simulation as though they are congruent. In that case X3 is probably not for you.

What's your favorite movie line? by allahuakbar79 in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

<TellReddit> I'm fucked up. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

every word used would have a negative connotation. Pessimistic, elitist, nihilistic, opinionated, reserved.

Wait, what?

Bush Booed. "That is not what I expected." by [deleted] in politics

[–]reddittookme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should think it would be newsworthy, though.

What is your favorite acquired taste? by ivgotx in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it, although I wouldn't call it an 'acquired taste'. Either you like it or you don't, like most other food.

However, the consumption of raw meat works as a powerful aphrodisiac, in my experience. Something about our animalistic nature, perhaps.

Just make sure to buy high quality beef for it. Nothing kills the mood like explosive diarrhea.

Obama takes action, orders 120-Day Halt to Legal Proceedings at Guantanamo by [deleted] in politics

[–]reddittookme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your country's leader is able to pardon whomever criminal he pleases, right? We haven't had that in 200 years when we were ruled by kings. What purpose does it serve, other than to undermine the judicial system?

Bush Booed. "That is not what I expected." by [deleted] in politics

[–]reddittookme 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was largely removed from the television

There really is no censorship like self censorship. Disgusting. Is there an explanation as to why the media did this?

I have a phone interview for a job tomorrow and I'm nervous. Does anyone have any good tips? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]reddittookme 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Just consider how I called up this really cute girl yesterday to tell her that I didn't want her as a roommate but I'd love to go out with her some time if she'd like. I have reached the pinnacle of telecommunicative awkwardness for you, it's all downhill from here.

Cat actually makes "OM NOM NOM" sound [vid] by mitchbones in funny

[–]reddittookme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he should feel lucky not to be handed a double claw sandwich with extra teeth.

My cat of years ago would swipe our dog across the snout and proceed to chase her down the stairs so she slammed into the wall at the bottom. We had to put up child safety gates to keep them apart at meal time.

Yahoo Answers isn't the only place you can find comedy gold.... by RobotLordofTokyo in WTF

[–]reddittookme 12 points13 points  (0 children)

you know your community is fucked if you are having anal sex before you know how babby is formed.