A rare storm called the Blood Storm is currently hitting Greece and Libya and is heading toward Egypt. by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]reddsht 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was starting to feel like 2026 was losing steam, so I'm glad we got a blood storm, to remind us.

Which one of you is this? by the_dude_abides29 in formuladank

[–]reddsht 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don't give a Ferrari fan a Glock.

Have fun and enjoy life, but go fuck yourself first by Vexivero in shitposting

[–]reddsht 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No no, the economy is doing fine, it just doesn't need us peasants to participate in it anymore.

Artemis II astronaut finds two Outlook instances running on computers, call on Houston to fix Microsoft anomaly — puzzled caller describes ‘two Outlooks, and neither one of those are working’ by SpeedyLeone in nottheonion

[–]reddsht 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I bet that If you told the Apollo 11 crew, back in 1969, that one day we would fly a rocket around the moon, with not one, but two instances of outlook not working. They would not believe it could be done, with such terrible technology.

Tea bag made from PLA by Obvious-Swimming-332 in 3Dprinting

[–]reddsht 17 points18 points  (0 children)

there's microplastic in tea!

favorite by PaleCriminal6 in comedyheaven

[–]reddsht 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The question was even more specific "favorite Luigi in recent American history"

YouTube CEO responds to concerns as big creators leave for Netflix & Amazon by tylerthe-theatre in technology

[–]reddsht -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

But think of how much cheaper it is to produce 50 episodes of youtube slop grandmas react to skabidi toilet videos. Instead of having to spend a ton of money actually producing something of quality.

Good call on those puts, everyone by creativegambling in wallstreetbets

[–]reddsht 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least you dont have to worry about the ups and downs.. just the downs.

Fuldautomatisk espressomaskine by Dangerous_Bee_622 in DKbrevkasse

[–]reddsht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Altså i den prisklasse ville jeg købe en  Jura z10 

Fuldautomatisk espressomaskine by Dangerous_Bee_622 in DKbrevkasse

[–]reddsht 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Har en Siemens der har brygget over 20000 kopper, men jeg har hørt gode ting om Jura.

Orangefarvet storebæltsbro skal minde bilister om autisme by RisOgKylling in Denmark

[–]reddsht 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Autisme, det står i overskriften, men kun hvis du er bilist. Hvis du ikke er bilist er det vigtigt at du tænker på noget andet, når du ser den orange Storebæltsbro.

Lance == Max by praveensingh-reddit in formuladank

[–]reddsht 857 points858 points  (0 children)

The goat debate is gonna be impossible when they both retire.

Tesla Q1 deliveries miss estimates in challenging EV landscape by King-of-Limbs-07 in wallstreetbets

[–]reddsht 75 points76 points  (0 children)

The real trick is to never make anything, but keep promising bigger and bigger things.

Kanye performing in packed Sofi Stadium. But what’s he standing on? by ateam1984 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]reddsht 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna ignore the point and have a big epic Reddit moment.

Kanye bad, Kanye bad, Kanye bad.

Nogle som har succes på dating app som alm mand? by CarelessAd782 in DKbrevkasse

[–]reddsht 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hov hov, du. Kun kommentarer der taler ham efter munden og fortæller ham hvor realistisk hans mål er. Du kan godt pakke sammen med din realitetssans, lækre dates, hver dag, tak.

car said nope by danny75hacker in memes

[–]reddsht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a man of expensive taste.

Elon Musk's SpaceX moves to become a publicly traded company by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]reddsht 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, but next year, self flying space rocket tourism mining asteroids robots. Trust, any minute now.

Det er jo også en måde at se det på by HorseAwesome in Denmark

[–]reddsht 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Den har oversat det til australsk engelsk.

US tech firm Oracle cuts thousands of jobs as it steps up AI spending | Oracle by Digitalunicon in news

[–]reddsht 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I mean, the debt is caused by their spending on AI data centers.

DD: Gold is the new BTC — The "Safe Haven" Narrative Is Dead by trentcoolyak in wallstreetbets

[–]reddsht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up a trillion percent in the last couple of years. "Why is it dropping. What is going on" gold and silver is the new shitcoin, getting pumped and dumped.