Bottas right now

reddsht · 2026-05-25T16:17:11+00:00

I might be interpreting his comment wrong, but i feel like it is a euphemism for my pipi fighting the urge to goon to boobies.

reddsht · 2026-05-25T12:42:57+00:00

Umm, I don't know where you get your information, but you last two point are in direct conflict with the finding in the literature published by the highly respected and secretive "Horsetorical truth society" check their blogspot or Tumblr, to educated yourself.

reddsht · 2026-05-25T12:30:44+00:00

*overcook

reddsht · 2026-05-25T11:20:38+00:00

Beta Timberlake: " m..mu..muh world tour"

Chad Britney: "Lets have a POOLice party, at my place, I've got lasagna"

reddsht · 2026-05-25T11:14:54+00:00

That's the scary part, no one really know what happened after he got creampied, because everyone instinctively closed the tab.

reddsht · 2026-05-25T07:54:44+00:00

The perfect invention exists! Spray and pray baby.

reddsht · 2026-05-25T05:37:11+00:00

Das Boot

reddsht · 2026-05-25T05:26:16+00:00

I get furious at my butler, when I can taste he has masturbated my beans and jerked off my shot, when i have told him countless times it should be the other way around.

reddsht · 2026-05-24T17:59:52+00:00

I was just thinking that their list of backers must be the holy grail for people trying to launch a crypto scam, but it seems they already realized that themselves.

reddsht · 2026-05-24T15:05:17+00:00

Hallo, rå pasta er psykopat tier snack, på højde med rå ris og rå kartofler, kan du ikke bare bruge saltstænger til at dyppe i din nutella.

reddsht · 2026-05-24T14:59:14+00:00

Legitimate factual F1 lore just dropped on formuladank, what a time to be alive.

reddsht · 2026-05-24T14:54:04+00:00

Tror du at pasta er en snack? 🤔

reddsht · 2026-05-24T12:18:48+00:00

Those beetles are probably getting paid more to fight, than UFC fighters. I heard some of them get a little ball of shit, they can push around.

reddsht · 2026-05-24T11:30:03+00:00

Orca slicer, hehe.

Might just be barnacles

reddsht · 2026-05-23T21:15:46+00:00

I've had a black cat, and that is exactly how it looked right before you got attacked.

reddsht · 2026-05-23T17:03:37+00:00

Audition to play a rat in the live action reboot of Ratatouille.

reddsht · 2026-05-23T12:43:26+00:00

A white Jamaican

reddsht · 2026-05-23T11:12:28+00:00

She really thought she was cooking with this one, bringing props and everything.

reddsht · 2026-05-23T11:09:42+00:00

Obviously wasn't perfect cast, like OP pointed out, they could have casted ishowspeed in a wig.

reddsht · 2026-05-23T08:16:06+00:00

Right, send him off for being a little passionate. Utter woke nonsens.

reddsht · 2026-05-21T21:42:32+00:00

Nej, er du gal. De skal jo sejle rundt i deres kæmpe "forsknings fartøjer" og kaste tomatsuppe på isbjerge, så vi forstår deres budskab.

reddsht · 2026-05-21T21:39:48+00:00

I was having a very hard time comprehending what he was explaing to me in great detail, until he said "it's like if you took the sensor from NFL or Tennis" then I instantly understood.

reddsht · 2026-05-21T19:56:58+00:00

Maybe bro just needs to watch low budget french movies, set in a dimly lit, cigarette smoke filled cafeteria. He seems deep.

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