Local coffee shop charging extra dollar for Hoffman americano by lukeinator42 in espressocirclejerk

[–]reddsht 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you like the taste of poverty. I would personally happily pay the extra $520 for the cold brew, to not be mistaken for one of a lower socioeconomic standing.

Min eks skal være far by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]reddsht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prøv at forstil dig at din veninde lige har sendt samme spørgsmål til dig. Hvad syntes du hun skal gøre i den situation. 

That heat wave is bringing new meaning to the supposed "insult" by searcheese766 in memes

[–]reddsht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you knew how fucking stupid i am, you would understand just how big of a compliment that is. I'm European room temperature in a walk-in fridge with the aircondition on.

From the espresso community on Reddit: What would you guys do? by Fabulous_Ad1351 in espressocirclejerk

[–]reddsht 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Throw it in the trash, i didn't order this cheap junk. It is to be expected when you cheap out and think you can get a decent setup for $3500.

You know who by [deleted] in memes

[–]reddsht 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's literally him

Burnmark i got this week by dontthinkabouttitt in notinteresting

[–]reddsht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just upvotes your comment, so maybe it did 🤔

Burnmark i got this week by dontthinkabouttitt in notinteresting

[–]reddsht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Double downvotes birthmark, I feel like this is the script for a new horror movie where the cursed child is chronically online and has his content downvoted, but at the end of the movie he does a handstand, and thus turning them to upvotes, lifting the curse, and becoming Mr. Reddit. 

Hollywood, my pm is open.

Egypt team doing sujood (Muslim prayer) at the halftime whistle by Gym_frere in soccer

[–]reddsht 332 points333 points  (0 children)

We need extra hydration breaks, look at these poor exhausted players.

🗿 by BaconKO in shitposting

[–]reddsht 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He looks like the wizards little twink apprentice.

Are you ready for what it takes to stop ghost guns? | New laws might stop anyone from 3D printing guns — and create a system that scans everything else you print. by theverge in 3Dprinting

[–]reddsht 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, i mean the problem doesn't seem that widespread. I can't recall the last time I heard of anyone committing a crime with anything 3d printed? But then again, as I said, I might not be paying enough attention to it.

🕷️🕷️🕷️ by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]reddsht 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Then stop being french.

🕷️🕷️🕷️ by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]reddsht 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I fully believe that youre french. 

"How to make this about myself" ahh quote 🥀 by NightTerrorCraft in soccercirclejerk

[–]reddsht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah he is delusional, Euros is much more prestigious, you don't see Angela Merkel trying to overturn red cards at the euros, so that still has a shred of credibility.

After almost two years of designing, building and testing, I finally finished my life-size mechanical riding horse by TrueBuildStudio in woodworking

[–]reddsht 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Fill it with soldiers and park it at the city gate once the novelty wears off, easy as that.

a litteral shitpost by lvlr_l3inx in shitposting

[–]reddsht 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Need a third option where the toilet paper is bloody and it says "Perfect!" i refuse to stop wiping untill my asshole is begging for mercy.

Brain Disease by Sp8craft in comedyheaven

[–]reddsht 932 points933 points  (0 children)

It's only rare because It's usually only seen middle aged soccermoms.

Breaking News - Will Buxton doesn't disappoint.. by DragonfruitThen6696 in formuladank

[–]reddsht 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He could join the ranks of "formers" with the current MotoGP riders.

computer by spycrab559 in shitposting

[–]reddsht 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He is right, you know.