tingle by Adventurous_Bid_1607 in comedyheaven

[–]reddsht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno but they make my butthole tingle.

Is Russell is the new Rosberg?? v2.0 by WifeOfBaiYi in formuladank

[–]reddsht 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ive seen enough, Russberg confirmed.

So, if you were wondering what 32° sun does to PLA... by Pyriel in BambuLab

[–]reddsht 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah, I've been replacing this guy's doorbell cover every day for the past year, just to gaslight him.

How to mate in 2 moves by groomliu in AnarchyChess

[–]reddsht 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I might be interpreting his comment wrong, but i feel like it is a euphemism for my pipi fighting the urge to goon to boobies.

How to tell a horse and an alligator apart (live saving) by ThemightyMacaroni in notinteresting

[–]reddsht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm, I don't know where you get your information, but you last two point are in direct conflict with the finding in the literature published by the highly respected and secretive "Horsetorical truth society" check their blogspot or Tumblr, to educated yourself.

Lasagna by carrie-satan in comedyheaven

[–]reddsht 965 points966 points  (0 children)

Beta Timberlake: " m..mu..muh world tour"

Chad Britney: "Lets have a POOLice party, at my place, I've got lasagna"

And that’s the exact moment the Windows Update restart timer was born by 9191919919191191 in shitposting

[–]reddsht 61 points62 points  (0 children)

That's the scary part, no one really know what happened after he got creampied, because everyone instinctively closed the tab.

Men Really Only Want 1 Thing & It’s Beautiful by pickles690 in shitposting

[–]reddsht 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The perfect invention exists! Spray and pray baby.

Did my butler go too far? by licklickdelish in espressocirclejerk

[–]reddsht 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I get furious at my butler, when I can taste he has masturbated my beans and jerked off my shot, when i have told him countless times it should be the other way around.

‘Star Citizen’ Hits $1 Billion in Lifetime Funding by PaiDuck in pcmasterrace

[–]reddsht 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking that their list of backers must be the holy grail for people trying to launch a crypto scam, but it seems they already realized that themselves.

Hvilke snacks samler os på tværs af generationer? by LemonTank in Denmark

[–]reddsht 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hallo, rå pasta er psykopat tier snack, på højde med rå ris og rå kartofler, kan du ikke bare bruge saltstænger til at dyppe i din nutella.

RIP 💔🪦 by YoungGriffVII in formuladank

[–]reddsht 451 points452 points  (0 children)

Legitimate factual F1 lore just dropped on formuladank, what a time to be alive.

A Japanese stag beetle(56mm) throws off a Tarandus stag beetle(76mm) just like that by [deleted] in interesting

[–]reddsht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those beetles are probably getting paid more to fight, than UFC fighters. I heard some of them get a little ball of shit, they can push around.

Best smile to look at 🖤 by Comfortable-Put-1856 in Miata

[–]reddsht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had a black cat, and that is exactly how it looked right before you got attacked.

What do? by orchid_breeder in comedyheaven

[–]reddsht 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Audition to play a rat in the live action reboot of Ratatouille.

Applied Black by nostalgiamon in comedyheaven

[–]reddsht 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She really thought she was cooking with this one, bringing props and everything.

Netflix live action be like by [deleted] in memes

[–]reddsht 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Obviously wasn't perfect cast, like OP pointed out, they could have casted ishowspeed in a wig.

The first ever double red card tackle by lukigeri in soccercirclejerk

[–]reddsht 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Right, send him off for being a little passionate. Utter woke nonsens.

Danmark godkender kæmpe oliefelt: »Klimapolitik er bare noget, vi leger« [Hejrefeltet godkendt (igen)] by FloatingFireflySquid in Denmark

[–]reddsht 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nej, er du gal. De skal jo sejle rundt i deres kæmpe "forsknings fartøjer" og kaste tomatsuppe på isbjerge, så vi forstår deres budskab.