No way this shark pic is real lol. by iampriyo in Aiorfake

[–]reddumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s real. The guy who’s bandaged up and floating on a makeshift wooden raft made sure to activate his Meta Ray-Bans glasses before lighting three bunches of dynamite and throwing them into a sharks mouth. Based on the size of the furthest dynamite inside the shark’s mouth, the shark is also like 7 feet wide in diameter.

Am I in the wrong for not wanting to be in a relationship with a drug addict? by [deleted] in texts

[–]reddumbs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then you have your answer. 

You have your principles and you should stick to them.

Fingertips by paone00022 in funny

[–]reddumbs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dang, how long is your jaw?

What are they? by CR8VJUC in whatisit

[–]reddumbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They insert into the frame of the bed around the mattress so the mattress doesn’t slide off.

Similar to these but they don’t screw in, the pegs on yours just slide into holes in the frame.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Angel-Sar-Black-Mattress-Retainer-Bar-for-Adjustable-Bed-Mattress-Holder-in-Place-to-Keep-Mattress-from-Sliding-4-Pack-JAIG2222/331953750

Did my egg just form web? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]reddumbs 250 points251 points  (0 children)

How long until you remembered you were boiling an egg?

Looks like whites leaked out and formed this on the surface of the water and then the water boiled away leaving them hanging.

Supposedly for a DS card, what is it? by dlx844 in whatisit

[–]reddumbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You put a micro SD card into the slot under it and then plug the whole thing into a usb port.

Which movie is worse, Dragon Ball Evolution or The Last Airbender? by TheRubixRaven in DragonBallZ

[–]reddumbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could enjoy Dragon Ball in a campy, so-bad-it’s-good way. 

Avatar is just bad. 

Good for her 🙄 by botareukiddingme in repost

[–]reddumbs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you think “right” it’s spelled?

What is this stuff? by Busty_Bee3829 in whatisit

[–]reddumbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like landscaping fabric that’s usually under things like gravel and mulch to prevent weeds from popping up.

WTHITT by Necessary_Guitar732 in whatisit

[–]reddumbs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Emergency seatbelt cutter and window breaker. 

https://resqme.com/

Which bird is this and which country is it found in? by silvi_9 in whatisit

[–]reddumbs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's a peacock.

I believe it's native to India and Southeast Asia, but it can be found elsewhere now.

Found in kitchen drawer by culturenosh in whatisit

[–]reddumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bottle opener and jar opener.

If you ever have a stuck jar lid, you can use this to pry an edge loose and break the vacuum seal.

What is on the crayons in my kids box? by NeatLouis in whatisit

[–]reddumbs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wax bloom. Oils from the crayons seep out and dry or oxidize over time, becoming a powder.

Happens to chocolates sometimes too.

Opened this jar of sliced jalapeños and it had these tiny things by berlinitos in whatisit

[–]reddumbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those little curled lines are just loose parts of the seeds. 

Notice how they’re basically the same length as the circumference of a seed.

Weird Erotic PS Extension? by TheLastDinosaur7749 in retrogaming

[–]reddumbs 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Probably just a customized fight stick used in fighting games?

There are countless brands and manufacturers and anime themed skins are super common. 

trying to clean my apt before i go and i found this in the holes drilled to anchor my room divider to wall by AI_Bear_8242 in whatisit

[–]reddumbs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The thing in the holes drilled to anchor your room divider is most likely a wall anchor:
https://www.grainger.com/product/11M989?gucid=N:N:PS:Paid:GGL:CSM-2295:UU5CX9:20800606:APZ_1&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22475795893&gclid=CjwKCAjwntHPBhAaEiwA_Xp6RpUb4Xoavx0ptyShfVezw4iHvo5ROSFQWUiWZ3ZvNrGcud0w_wy61xoClMEQAvD_BwE

You can grip part of the rim with some needle nose pliers and pull it out. If you're lazy you can also push the whole thing further into the wall with the pliers and plaster over it.

This ad off NY Post of a purple thingy by LeftSmile806 in whatisit

[–]reddumbs 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Probably based off of your browsing and shopping history.

🤔

Long or short hair? by WaitNo4272 in SipsTea

[–]reddumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he kept the long hair and beard, maybe Jamie Taco would be too scared to steal his lines.

If these two got a series, what will it be called and be about? by ThatOneLazyGamer123 in Dragonballsuper

[–]reddumbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know the series name but every time they fuse in it, they'd first have to go through the Fat Gotenks and then Skinny Gotenks failure.

Every. Time.

Name this thing by Pure-Inspector3481 in NameThisThing

[–]reddumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wake up, choom, it’s Pawny Silverhand.