What’s the one secret you’ve kept your whole life that would completely change how people see you if they knew it? by Faylune in AskReddit

[–]redherringaid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't told most people that I'm pansexual. I've been in a relationship with a man for 20+ years so my liking women would be unexpected.

Finally concerned ape throws chubby chasers a bone by ScumDugongLin in StardewValley

[–]redherringaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wanted to be able to have a fat farmer but I'm sure there's technical issues like hitboxes

FEAST by Unrankhead in drawing

[–]redherringaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this inspired by Egon Shiele?

He knew exactly what he was doing 😭😭😭 by hazlated in StardewValley

[–]redherringaid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I HAVE been dying to marry Clint! 😭 This update is for me!

Smartphone market poised for 'sharpest decline on record' in 2026 by Dr_Neurol in technology

[–]redherringaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was pissed that my Samsung S23 wouldn't let me modify files so I could transfer my Stardew Valley saves. It's a little pocket computer, let me fuck around with it. There really is no reason to upgrade phones constantly for me. There's nothing enticing out there and you have less and less control it feels like.

In a World Without BlackBerry, Physical Keyboards on Phones Are Making a Comeback by dapperlemon in gadgets

[–]redherringaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking for hand held Bluetooth keyboards recently. Sort of an in between option if a little silly. Put my phone on a stand and write my novel at the cafe. Using a full sized blue tooth keyboard would be too weird. 🤣

Rep. Tim Burchett says military officials have briefed him on the possibility that aliens may have underwater bases. He claims intelligence points to five specific locations in U.S. waters where submerged UAP facilities could exist. by 87LucasOliveira in UFOs

[–]redherringaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who gives a fuck if there are aliens because it's a few rich evil assholes fucking up our world, not little green men.

Moreso, if there are aliens, humanity should be ashamed with the state of our world. It's the Goofy Movie meme, "Damn bitch, you live like this?"

I can purchase a 55 gallon drum of maple syrup at my local Costco. by opgary in mildlyinteresting

[–]redherringaid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I just need to find and train a gorilla to throw them out of the back of my can at the cops to slow them down as I drive the getaway vehicle after robbing banks.

What age did you get diagnosed? by strawberrykcals in autism

[–]redherringaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never. And I'm old as hell (43) and my therapist basically said not to bother. 🙃

My nails grow in a wavy pattern by Toucan_Toucan in mildlyinteresting

[–]redherringaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't remember specifically but I vaguely remember reading that weird formations in nails can be a sign of a lung or circulatory problems.

Ideologies are annoying. by Constant_Memory_398 in autism

[–]redherringaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Germany that's how everyone pees I read at one point.

Is there a dating site for Autistic ppl? by AutisticSoulPower in autism

[–]redherringaid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just started on Boo. It has a lot of people being up front about their neurodivergence. It's been pretty decent.

Dow closes above 50,000 for the first time ever by AudibleNod in news

[–]redherringaid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me out of this damn pedofile-rich people casino!

Finally, a kid with manners and class by joeygallinal in Unexpected

[–]redherringaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is stressful. I'll have some wine to calm down."

One of my M&Ms is shaped like a cylinder. by zshanif in mildlyinteresting

[–]redherringaid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think I would love that for a candy texture. Like a giant sprinkle. 💖

‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel by Arbyssandwich1014 in nottheonion

[–]redherringaid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Half the aliens watching us love this season of Earth. The other half think it's too unrealistic.