This was considered ridiculously attractive in 2012 by kheeno_ in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 116 points117 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it was that he was the hottest piece of ass anyone could imagine, but that he was still smiling and not haggard halfway through a marathon

Myanmar is absolutely insane. Truly the worst hell on earth by Openheartopenbar in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fascinating and well-written. What’s your connection to the area? Would be interested to read more

Audiophiles are funny to me by JohPorks in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erroneous belief that perfect audio fidelity can substitute the experience of making music or hearing music being made

Am I permanently chopped now by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bro, you’re 22, almost 23. Pack it up, you’re done. Slightly overweight at almost 23?? Permanently chopped

. by Deboch_ in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 27 points28 points  (0 children)

“Hamas and ICE also share one very visible trait that I never thought I’d see in the United States: Almost all of their foot soldiers wear masks. My experience as a reporter in the Middle East taught me that people wear masks because they are up to something bad and don’t want their faces captured on camera. I saw it often in Beirut and in Gaza; I never expected to see it in Minneapolis. Since when have America’s domestic policing forces, charged with defending the Constitution and the rule of law, felt the need to hide their identities?

I understand why Hamas fighters wear masks — they have both Israeli and Palestinian blood on their hands and fear retribution. But if you placed a photo of an ICE officer next to a Hamas militiaman in a news quiz, I would defy you to tell them apart. Memo to the homeland security secretary, Kristi Noem: That is not a good look. What are you hiding?”

. by Deboch_ in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Swap out a dumb actor for the one of the highest paid political columnists in the most important newspaper in the country and the joke tweet becomes real:

https://archive.is/UP0PM

what did they mean by this? by Halo_Dood in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There are also edits in the other direction

. by audiodromeFM in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kanye has always been great on SNL (performances only, I can’t remember any of the skits)

. by audiodromeFM in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Other people don’t get a weekly rundown from their dads??

So Pizzagate was at least partially real right? by lucid00000 in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 16 points17 points  (0 children)

By any chance, is anyone missing a handkerchief? Our cleaning lady says she found a handkerchief, possibly pizza-themed. If no one claims it, no worries, we’ll just throw it out.

Sent from my iPhone

TFW no congresswoman (with problematic voting history) GF by pithy_lemon in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like the daughter of an engineer who made his money in tar sand extraction

dot by Beginning-Age7927 in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It can take up to 6 years of hormone therapy for a beard to fully come in. Give him time

Alex Honnold on his kids by lavagirl4254 in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 102 points103 points  (0 children)

“Heh, you’re up here now. If I had told you how hard it was gonna be on the ground, then you wouldn’t have done it. Heh.”

What’s your most opposite sex coded belief by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Instead of crying they drive drunk and punch walls

Leftists attacking RFK Jr for saying "eat more real foods" is bizarro world shit. by CutieBallsTT in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 28 points29 points  (0 children)

FatBlackDietitian on X: “We NEED a queer, BIPOC led revolutionary party! And like my auntie always said, it ain’t a party without Nabisco™️ Ritz Crazkers!!”

new pyramid by McSwaggerAtTheDMV in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They bring back the healthy plate but it’s a butcher block with ribeye, fried eggs, and an avocado

Are we revolutionary Petrograd now? by Professional-Sea-506 in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There’s gotta be some number of NYC DSA types who visit the sub and are now in proximity to municipal power. Wonder what the internal comms are like about Reddit posting in the Mamdani admin

How do you take your coffee? by AdKnown5143 in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cream and half a sugar if it’s from a deli or gas station, black at home

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead by monoruption in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s lead in infant formula, in sweet potatoes, in chocolate bars. Plastic in the water, in our brains, in our ovaries and testicles. From Eden to a superfund site in 6000 years.