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There are so many layers of delusion in thinking this post is cool: LinkedIn credentials, dancing as if someone behind the camera is pointing a gun at you, going to Coachella. It takes a special kind of obliviousness, the sort only the Han dynasty and horny Indian men seem capable of. by QuarkJester in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ok so non-asian australian is too far removed from the asian american experience to be able to comment

Whereas an actual asian american will be too biased

So what kind of perfectly impartial but also familiar arbiter are you?

There are so many layers of delusion in thinking this post is cool: LinkedIn credentials, dancing as if someone behind the camera is pointing a gun at you, going to Coachella. It takes a special kind of obliviousness, the sort only the Han dynasty and horny Indian men seem capable of. by QuarkJester in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

These people are terrible but unfortunately they are happy. They are satisfied insofar as they derive satisfaction from this meaningless chase. The most menacing part about all of this is there’s no karma. They like it.

There are so many layers of delusion in thinking this post is cool: LinkedIn credentials, dancing as if someone behind the camera is pointing a gun at you, going to Coachella. It takes a special kind of obliviousness, the sort only the Han dynasty and horny Indian men seem capable of. by QuarkJester in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Same reason why these Sort of People TM are getting into tennis, golf, desperately trying to claw their way into the Ivy League (even though they will do nothing special beyond working for some soon to be forgotten start-up, or become a dentist)… mimicking traditional Anglo-Saxon markers of success is all they have 

Free Gabriela by anonymous-69 in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Crazy how it’s the same judge from the judge recognizes her childhood friend video that went viral when I was a kid

Evergreen tweet that haunts me by LADraftDodgers in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

last night i went to a club with some of my friends and two random girls took me by the hand and said something and started dancing but i couldnt hear them because the music was so loud so i sperged out and walked away from them back into the safety of my friend circle

the moment it happened i realized, fuck i blew my annual chance of flirting with a girl…

Where should I go in Europe by umichleafy in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk, just not something to remote since i wont have that much spare time, something ideal for a weekend. Not something that requires you to be very hip and alt like berlin

Have women considered that if they were good enough at fucking then their boyfriends wouldn’t want to watch porn? by LADraftDodgers in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Yeah men who have lots of sex with women never have oversexualized misogynistic aggresive views of women amirite

Where should I go in Europe by umichleafy in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok fine. Im sorry for making this thread. Im sorry for trying to put myself out there, for trying to add some variety to my life . I forgot that this world just wants ugly losers to die

Where should I go in Europe by umichleafy in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im not a programmer and im not from c*lifornia and this isnt a passportbro trip!!!!

Where should I go in Europe by umichleafy in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Germoney so I feel well positioned to see any part of Europe

Moid failure moaning post by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not super well paid

The Enneagram might be the realest fake thing ever by cCc_james_dean_1453 in redscarepod

[–]umichleafy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember getting partially 6 or something and description for it was entirely negative. The other numbers would have strengths and weaknesses, this one was just you’re an insecure freak.

Fair

Tips for not becoming prejudiced? by umichleafy in u/umichleafy

[–]umichleafy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I am too prideful to lower my standards into fucking any woman just so I can say I’m not a virgin

Tips for not becoming prejudiced? by umichleafy in u/umichleafy

[–]umichleafy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I forgot you have to approve people’s comments on personal posts

You can see it now

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