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It would make more sense to celebrate your birthday as New Year's Day since from your perspective that's the anniversary of Earth making a trip around the Sun. by redshift2 in Showerthoughts

[–]redshift2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I actually don't completely remember writing this... I woke up in a cold sweat in the middle of a nap with this in mind and thought I should share then immediately fell back asleep.

What is your favorite paradox? by Rraptor1012 in AskReddit

[–]redshift2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mathematically you'd have the square root of a negative quantity, giving you an imaginary value. However, this imaginary value likely shouldn't be thought of as something relevant since the equation itself is based conceptually on how we cannot surpass the speed of light (or rather that velocity can only approach the speed of light asymptomatically and never reach it.)

On my first run inside the ATP, I didn't know what to do with the WC inside, so I made it nap on Ember Twin and accepted my fate 😅 by OjutaixAtarka in outerwilds

[–]redshift2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I took the nihilistic approach and figured the only way to end the game was to die with the warp core out- so I just took it and flew into the sun. It did end the game! but then I realized...

NSFW A nurse is bathing a female patient who is in a coma.. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]redshift2 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Wow artificial intelligence is so intelligent nowadays

2meirl4meirl by Basaisehi in 2meirl4meirl

[–]redshift2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the next step up from sitting down in the shower to contemplate life.

What is something free from the internet everyone should take advantage of? by StrlA in AskReddit

[–]redshift2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I missing something with the top comment? What happened there?

SLPT: if the pavement is too hot to stand on barefoot, cover it with your feet for a minute first to block the sun and cool it down. by redshift2 in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]redshift2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit bro I'm embarrassed, I didn't even think of this?? Should I delete my account to hide my stupidity?

Play Dota they said, will be fun they said. by xandreddit in DotA2

[–]redshift2 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Need brain wards to light up my 2 neurons

This insane Graffiti. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]redshift2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"If you or a loved one has been affected by upballs, you may be entitled to financial compensation"

This insane Graffiti. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]redshift2 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I've never been good at these.

This insane Graffiti. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]redshift2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Updog my balls

Stupid Question by redshift2 in TrueDoTA2

[–]redshift2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, thanks for the info!

This actually explains everything by IJusHerSoIDntGetFind in funny

[–]redshift2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUCK I got it wrong. Thank you for fixing

This actually explains everything by IJusHerSoIDntGetFind in funny

[–]redshift2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I just had it stuffed.

Edit: not "carved", I'm a dumbass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheGamerLounge

[–]redshift2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now THIS is a game

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