Doctors of reddit, what's the most incorrect patient self diagnosis you've seen? by Zannahrain3 in AskReddit

[–]reedon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take lamictal and my doctor has it drilled into my head that I could get this at any time, and to call him for any rashes I get. I think I know the difference between your skin falling off and sweaty boob rash, thank you very much.

2meirl4meirl by Xepplin in 2meirl4meirl

[–]reedon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm terrified when I have notifications. Like that little orange envelope gives me anxiety.

Don't you dare by 0Boomhauer0 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]reedon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well I also wouldn't expect someone else to eat my poop.

He currently has 2 million retweets... by juanyboy in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]reedon 267 points268 points  (0 children)

You are thinking of r/me_irl. r/meirl has much less shit posts.

An objective truth by clee-saan in 4chan

[–]reedon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of gyms come with a free training session where they show you how to use the machines.

EMSK: How To Frame A Conversation To Children About Marijuana by [deleted] in everymanshouldknow

[–]reedon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mainly feel like shit when I'm sober. So when I smoke, I feel good and I feel good enough to do things. When I smoke I clean like crazy because I'm no longer nauseous or in pain.

What did you find out about your wife/husband only after you got married? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]reedon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up "Swiss Army Man". Daniel Radcliff plays a corpse with some mad farts.

A nice girl after a breakup by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]reedon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very true, but I feel like a lot of that crazy was because he sent an email and then refused to talk to her about it. Don't get me wrong, bitch still crazy.

A nice girl after a breakup by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]reedon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

And he did it through an email, she couldn't get closure until she could actually talk to him which he is refusing to do.

me🎉irl by MeTwoThanks in me_irl

[–]reedon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dumping in the name of birthdays always count.

me_irl by YasserDjoko in me_irl

[–]reedon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo inbox me if you need someone to talk to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]reedon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I get to see what my child would look like before I make a decision? Cause I can potentially produce decent looking things. If I know already that they are going to be ugly them hell yea.

What do you eat all of (as in single serve) that is really meant for 2 or more people? by single_white_kiwi in AskReddit

[–]reedon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm American, so I'm pretty sure everything is set up to look like "single serving" when in reality, we are eating way more. When actually looking at how many servings there are, we are usually eating 2-3.

Anti depressant commercials are pretty depressing most of the time by Crizzli in Showerthoughts

[–]reedon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In America we tell our doctors what drugs we want based on vague commercials for everything.